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Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
- After my wife and her former best
buddy, another
Air Force wife, were separated by a move that p...Read the whole joke |
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- A couple have not
been
getting along for years, so the husband thinks,
"I'll buy my wife a
ce...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: What is the pink stuff between
elephant's toes?
A: Slow clowns....Read the whole joke |
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- Why do you need a driver's
licence to buy liquor
when you can't drink and drive?...Read the whole joke |
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- Does killing time damage
eternity?...Read the whole joke |
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- "Will I ever be able to race my
horse again" the owner asked the vet.
The vet replied, "You certa...Read the whole joke |
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- Do you know what a mice said when
it saw a bat?
Mom ! I see an angel....Read the whole joke |
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Computer jokes
- If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a
Windows box crashed...
Oh, wait a minute, he already ...Read the whole joke |
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- There was once a young man who,
in his
youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
...Read the whole joke |
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- There was once a
young man who, in his
youth, professed his desire to become a great
writer.
...Read the whole joke |
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- Dear Boss,
I hope I haven't misunderstood
your instructions. Because to be
honest, boss, none o...Read the whole joke |
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- A programmer was walking along the beach when
he found a lamp.
Upon rubbing the lamp a genie app...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: One. He puts the bulb in and l...Read the whole joke |
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- Q:
How many Microsoft executives does it
take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: How many Microsoft support
staff does
it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to ask "W...Read the whole joke |
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- You
have just received the "Kentucky
Virus"!!!
As we ain't got no programin' experience, this...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: How many programmers does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: None, that's a hardware pr...Read the whole joke |
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- Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited
to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them...Read the whole joke |
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- I overheard a woman in a
computer store
say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of hol...Read the whole joke |
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- Young Judy, the editor of a trivia
publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she cal...Read the whole joke |
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- Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for
me...
My husband ran off with his secretary,
My son...Read the whole joke |
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- After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady
repute, the luckless
customer unpacked his new to...Read the whole joke |
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- My computer made a funny sound the other
day.
Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a win...Read the whole joke |
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- Q.
What creature has the best aptitude for
engineering ?
A. The spider -- It has its own webs...Read the whole joke |
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- Jesus and Satan got into an
argument over
which of them was the better computer programmer. Fina...Read the whole joke |
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