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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
- Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
| 2 |
What is It?
- What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. M...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
| 3 |
A lady was in a hardware store looking at...
- A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked the store manager how much it w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
275 |
0 |
| 4 |
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
- What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
130 |
0 |
| 5 |
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
- What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? - Popeye almost killed him....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
114 |
0 |
| 6 |
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
- Why can't Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
| 7 |
Why cannot Santa have children?
- Why can't Santa have children? He only comes once a year....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
| 8 |
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
- Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
| 9 |
How can you identify an blind pirate?
- How can you identify an blind pirate?He's the one with patches over both eyes....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
110 |
0 |
| 10 |
With all the recent talk of cloning...
- With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.But in fact, a very wealthy west...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
126 |
0 |
| 11 |
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one...
- A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, "Hey fella, why the long face?"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
266 |
0 |
| 12 |
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away...
- Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for ten to fifteen minutes....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
131 |
0 |
| 13 |
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
- What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? - "Thats the most violent book I...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
124 |
0 |
| 14 |
What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?"
- What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?" Steveie Wonder doing a rubik's c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
133 |
0 |
| 15 |
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
- Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their ho...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
132 |
0 |
| 16 |
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
- What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
| 17 |
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
- Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with a poof :0)Sent by Peter...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
| 18 |
Another yamamma...
- Another yamamma...Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked her to step out of t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
343 |
0 |
| 19 |
Death of Energizer Bunny
- The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer Bunny. He was six year...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
| 20 |
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole...
- What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in one pocket, and a rattle snake in the othe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
| 21 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwingout ev...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
| 22 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm A: 1. Go...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
| 23 |
How to hunt elephants -- Lawyers style
- How to hunt elephants -- Lawyer's styleLawyers don't hunt elephants, but they do follow the herdsaro...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
| 24 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- VP Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to hunt elephants, hisstaff wi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
| 25 |
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
- What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
128 |
0 |
