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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Pervert?
- A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he shows the patient ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 2 |
I\\\\\\\'m Invisible
- Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible. Psychiatrist: What!...who said that?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
204 |
0 |
| 3 |
Getting Old
- Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my li...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
| 4 |
I\\\\\\\'m A Curtain
- Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
225 |
0 |
| 5 |
I\\\\\\\'m A Wheelbarrow
- Patient: Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don't let people push you around....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
215 |
0 |
| 6 |
I\\\\\\\'m a Dustbin
- Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don't talk such rubbish!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
0 |
| 7 |
Deck of Cards
- Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there and I'll deal...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
| 8 |
Need the Eggs
- Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.Psychiatrist: How lo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
309 |
0 |
| 9 |
I\\\\\\\'m A Chicken
- Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
242 |
0 |
| 10 |
Split Personality
- Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
| 11 |
Psychiatrist Definitions
- Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for not...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 12 |
Where\'s My Pen
- A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it and says, "Shit, some asshole...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
260 |
0 |
| 13 |
No Card
- Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one abou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
126 |
0 |
| 14 |
Proctologist Definitions
- Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain surgeon for lawye...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
| 15 |
Cough Cure
- Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a pole for dear life - not breathi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
| 16 |
What Can I Get?
- A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the counter is a young woman."M...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
| 17 |
Need A Muscle Relaxant
- This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the we...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
586 |
0 |
| 18 |
Condoms for My Camels
- There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
121 |
0 |
| 19 |
Knowledge Pills
- A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A student, needi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
| 20 |
Bill The Duck
- A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Gimme a chap stick."The pharmacist asks t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
| 21 |
Can You Read This?
- A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots down notes for his speech.Unfortunatel...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
269 |
0 |
| 22 |
Green Half First
- A funny story I know comes from someone's father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One of his customers co...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
| 23 |
Sick Coffin
- A funeral procession was winding it's way to the cemetery on top of the hill outside town, when the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
| 24 |
Be Poetic
- "When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try to put a little poetry into it ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
| 25 |
What Floor Please?
- A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask's to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist replies, "We ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
