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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The Blonde and the Cheerios
- What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut seeds!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
233 |
0 |
| 2 |
The Breast Stroke
- In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
194 |
0 |
| 3 |
The Braggart Gets His!
- The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone in a feat of st...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
| 4 |
Actual product instructions.
- ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
281 |
0 |
| 5 |
Why do....
- Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words.........Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
| 6 |
Jones or Lewinsky?
- Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response: Paula was goo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
| 7 |
English is tough stuff.
- Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
| 8 |
When I die...
- When I die I want to go peacefully -- like my grandfather did -- In hissleep.Not screaming like the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 9 |
Suzy\'s Legs
- There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender asked them what he should ca...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
409 |
0 |
| 10 |
Another miracle?
- A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what?s the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
271 |
0 |
| 11 |
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
- Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One - he puts it in the socket and lets...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
| 12 |
The Blonde Coyote
- Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap -she chewed off three legs and was s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
| 13 |
The bored Swede
- A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his life ingeneral. He felt as there...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
| 14 |
The Crook & The President
- One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a man with a ski mask jumpe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
243 |
0 |
| 15 |
What\'s coming but never comes?
- What's coming but never comes?Tomorrow!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
231 |
0 |
| 16 |
A corny blonde joke
- Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he seesanother blonde rowing with oars...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
279 |
0 |
| 17 |
Blonde Friday
- A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator, there was a blonde alr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
| 18 |
Canadian Talk
- A long time ago, way back then...we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask. Well it's really simple....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
273 |
0 |
| 19 |
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
- Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to thedry cleaners. The man working ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
| 20 |
Frog on the head
- A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his head.He sits down and the doctor says, ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
| 21 |
Newfie fun
- What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit...Answer... The Bucket...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
| 22 |
Monkies in a tree.
- There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?- It died.Why did the s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 23 |
The dyslexic satanist.
- Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
| 24 |
Y2K
- President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During dinne...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
345 |
0 |
| 25 |
Darwin Awards
- As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains of) that individ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
311 |
0 |
