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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Twelve Days of Fast Food
- |On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
291 |
0 |
| 2 |
Twelve days Microsoft
- |On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
714 |
0 |
| 3 |
Short Reindeer Jokes
- |What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you ! Why is a reindeer like a...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
362 |
0 |
| 4 |
Short Snow Jokes
- |What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold shoulder!What do sn...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
416 |
0 |
| 5 |
Short Christmas Jokes
- |What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It's Christmas, Eve ! How do you make an idiot laugh...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
375 |
0 |
| 6 |
Knock Knock Christmas
- |Knock KnockWho's there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho's there ?Sno...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
396 |
0 |
| 7 |
Short Father Christmas
- |What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas win a s...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
469 |
0 |
| 8 |
Santa Hates Your Kid
- |8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"7. Kid asks for new bike, get...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
358 |
0 |
| 9 |
Optimist vs. Pessimist
- |A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
529 |
0 |
| 10 |
Santa vs. system admins
- |The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
401 |
0 |
| 11 |
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
- |8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?" 6. It lo...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
438 |
0 |
| 12 |
Santa's Pet Peeves
- |Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it's fruitcake on your breath and n...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
400 |
0 |
| 13 |
Without a Christmas bonus
- |Ten signs you're not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemploy...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
348 |
0 |
| 14 |
Sick of the Holidays
- |Signs You're Sick of the Holidays8. You've got red and green bags under your eyes 7. You're serving...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
371 |
0 |
| 15 |
The Christmas diet song
- |'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
477 |
0 |
| 16 |
The Police Officer's Christmas
- |Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all on...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
387 |
0 |
| 17 |
I want to see something really cheap
- |After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
402 |
0 |
| 18 |
The FAA Inspection
- |With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to ch...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
450 |
0 |
| 19 |
The politically correct Christmas
- |On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consen...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
372 |
0 |
| 20 |
Rating your Christmas parties
- |If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your gu...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
707 |
0 |
| 21 |
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
- |On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .Windows 95 for my PCOn the 2nd day of Chr...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
353 |
0 |
| 22 |
The Australian Christmas
- |Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here co...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
402 |
0 |
| 23 |
The Shopping Criminal
- |It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged w...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
391 |
0 |
| 24 |
You Need to Join the Lord's Army
- |Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
407 |
0 |
| 25 |
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
- |Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."Smith: ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
725 |
0 |
