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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
My heart set...
- A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to go to see an eye do...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
345 |
0 |
| 2 |
Some problems
- A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to her senses, the doctor approach...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
691 |
0 |
| 3 |
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
- Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.Psychiatrist: How lon...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
308 |
0 |
| 4 |
A memory problem
- Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!Doctor: So, since when d...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2452 |
0 |
| 5 |
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices...
- Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years old, the ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
345 |
0 |
| 6 |
Five penises
- A man goes into a doctor's office and says "Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!"The doctor says,"Goo...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
359 |
0 |
| 7 |
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa...
- A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2196 |
0 |
| 8 |
One doc operated on a person for a hernia...
- One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and took the balls out and kept it o...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
338 |
0 |
| 9 |
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done...
- Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation. "It's terrible," she ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
274 |
0 |
| 10 |
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant...
- A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The docto...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
308 |
0 |
| 11 |
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall...
- A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. As she lays there, a man in...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
292 |
0 |
| 12 |
This woman goes into a dentist's office...
- This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to t...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
362 |
0 |
| 13 |
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
- Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an append...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
294 |
0 |
| 14 |
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor...
- Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all go...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
351 |
0 |
| 15 |
A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad...
- A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor call...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2514 |
0 |
| 16 |
A mute was walking down the street one day...
- A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend ofhis, also a mute. In sign la...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
285 |
0 |
| 17 |
A young lady walks into a doctors office...
- A young lady walks into a doctors office. "Doctor I'm suffering from a terrible discharge" The Docto...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
328 |
0 |
| 18 |
The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant...
- The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant. "Doctor," she explained, "the baby se...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
367 |
0 |
| 19 |
A woman visits her physician...
- A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it's finally her turn. She enters the doctor...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
235 |
0 |
| 20 |
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
- Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's al...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
266 |
0 |
| 21 |
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor...
- A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They had the following conversa...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
264 |
0 |
| 22 |
A man went to the doctor for a check up...
- A man went to the doctor for a check up. "How do you feel?" asked the doctor. "Fine." he replied. Af...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2140 |
0 |
| 23 |
Don't you just hate it when...
- Don't you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you'resitting on the examination table telling...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
606 |
0 |
| 24 |
Most dentists chairs go up and down...
- Most dentists chairs go up and down, don't they?The one I was in went back and forwards.I thought, "...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
248 |
0 |
| 25 |
After years of psychotherapy...
- After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However, one day he and...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
249 |
0 |
