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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Arguing effectively
- |How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
2482 |
0 |
| 2 |
From another planet
- |NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo's CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. - A judge has ruled tha...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
260 |
0 |
| 3 |
Japan is in trouble
- |Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machin...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
546 |
0 |
| 4 |
What should they get?
- |Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:"A wealthy ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
227 |
0 |
| 5 |
Ask your question
- |One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A severe, no-nonsense profession...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
2330 |
0 |
| 6 |
Who handles cases?
- |Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and Gregory. Nugent sat ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
349 |
0 |
| 7 |
Tell the whole truth
- |`You seem to be in some distress,' said the kindly judge to the witness. `Is anything the matter?'`...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
217 |
0 |
| 8 |
Get away with murder
- |Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: "I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years"He...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
264 |
0 |
| 9 |
Seashore with family
- |A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
266 |
0 |
| 10 |
Newest horror movie
- |Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?"It's about a deranged psychotic who is se...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
230 |
0 |
| 11 |
Short legal laughs
- |What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do you have?2. Where ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
259 |
0 |
| 12 |
Give him an orange
- |One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
256 |
0 |
| 13 |
Offer legal advice
- |Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
311 |
0 |
| 14 |
Helping a criminal
- |When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
290 |
0 |
| 15 |
Big ethical dilemma
- |Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.She gave hi...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
274 |
0 |
| 16 |
A cold winter night
- |Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small tow...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
7678 |
0 |
| 17 |
Drinking too much
- |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes la...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
263 |
0 |
| 18 |
Who would steal?
- |The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I h...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
205 |
0 |
| 19 |
Light bulb lawyers
- |Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
567 |
0 |
| 20 |
Stupid attorneys
- |A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith."I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the n...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
261 |
0 |
| 21 |
Fight to win a case
- |A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accus...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
244 |
0 |
| 22 |
Introduce lawyers
- |"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent."And you're a liar!" bellowed the oppositio...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
221 |
0 |
| 23 |
Lawyers on a jury
- |A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury pan...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
590 |
0 |
| 24 |
Unfit words to hear
- |A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous stat...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
590 |
0 |
| 25 |
Talk to the judge
- |A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed t...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
576 |
0 |
