| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
First experience horse riding
- |A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons....Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
510 |
0 |
| 2 |
Unlocking your car
- |Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes wit...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
987 |
0 |
| 3 |
Buying drinks at a bar
- |A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.Brun...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
350 |
0 |
| 4 |
Do you see the dead bird?
- |A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the brunette notices a de...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
319 |
0 |
| 5 |
Slot machine winner
- |A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in si...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
471 |
0 |
| 6 |
I deserve a first class seat
- |A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
414 |
0 |
| 7 |
Helping a blond lose weight
- |A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days,...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
377 |
0 |
| 8 |
Fallen bridge
- |A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond walked across alone on a ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
395 |
0 |
| 9 |
Want me to paint for you?
- |A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the ...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
379 |
0 |
| 10 |
Why are you yelling that?
- |A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room, she said she would...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
346 |
0 |
| 11 |
Do you know where you were going?
- |A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop:...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
294 |
0 |
| 12 |
Clean those restrooms
- |On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."By...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
351 |
0 |
| 13 |
What's in the bag?
- |A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer w...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
449 |
0 |
| 14 |
Three blonds on death row
- |Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blo...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
410 |
0 |
| 15 |
How do I get across that river?
- |A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down t...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
381 |
0 |
| 16 |
Blond medical terminology
- |Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatm...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
374 |
0 |
| 17 |
Question and answer blond jokes
- |Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of fro...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
369 |
0 |
| 18 |
I Want Some Milk
- |Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milk...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
377 |
0 |
| 19 |
Buying a New Farm
- |A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a tota...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
376 |
0 |
| 20 |
I have good news and bad news
- |Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
369 |
0 |
| 21 |
Is she feeling any better?
- |Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
270 |
0 |
| 22 |
What should I do then?
- |Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
367 |
0 |
| 23 |
Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease
- |5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new people.3. You don't h...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
397 |
0 |
| 24 |
The prison hospital
- |Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kid...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
323 |
0 |
| 25 |
How much will this cost me?
- |Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few minute...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
220 |
0 |
