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Brother and sister jokes
- Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks
she's an elevator.
Tell her to come in.
I can't. She doesn't ...Read the whole joke |
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- Alfie was listening to his
sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing
...Read the whole joke |
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- My sister is so dim she thinks that
a cartoon is a song you sing in a car....Read the whole joke |
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- Teacher: What's this a
picture
of ?
Class: Don't know, Miss.
Teacher: It's a
kangaroo.
Clas...Read the whole joke |
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- Why did your
sister jump out
the window ?
Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit...Read the whole joke |
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- A little demon came
home from
school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's
gut...Read the whole joke |
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- Mother: Jared, get your little
sister's hat out of that
puddle.
Jared: I can't mum, she's got i...Read the whole joke |
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- How do you know if your little
brother is turning into a fridge ?
See if a little light come on...Read the whole joke |
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- My sister
wanted to marry a man
clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb
enough to spend ...Read the whole joke |
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- Do robots have sisters ?
No,
just transistors !...Read the whole joke |
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- Sister: Mom wants you to come in
and help fix
dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?...Read the whole joke |
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- Brother: Which is farther away-
NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well,...Read the whole joke |
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- Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Brother !
Brother who ?
Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name
!...Read the whole joke |
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228 |
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Burger jokes
- How are UFO's related to hamburgers?
Both
are Unidentified Frying Objects!...Read the whole joke |
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271 |
0 |
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- How can you tell which Burger
Land baseball
pitchers are left-handed?
They're the one's wearing...Read the whole joke |
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- How did the
jury find the
hamburger?
Grill-ty as charred!...Read the whole joke |
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211 |
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- How do gossipy hamburgers spend their
time?
They chew the fat....Read the whole joke |
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291 |
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- How do the Rolling Stones like their
burgers?
Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!...Read the whole joke |
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251 |
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- How do they prevent crime in hamburger
country?
With burger alarms!...Read the whole joke |
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289 |
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- How do we know burgers love young
people?
They're pro-teen!...Read the whole joke |
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226 |
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- How do we know hamburgers have high
IQ's?
They 'loin' fast!...Read the whole joke |
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- How do we know that hamburgers love classic
music?
They're often found at the Meatropolitan Ope...Read the whole joke |
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199 |
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- How do you insult a hamburger patty?
Call it
a meatball!...Read the whole joke |
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208 |
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- How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
Make it
with blue cheese!...Read the whole joke |
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547 |
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- How do you make a hamburger green?
Find a
yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!...Read the whole joke |
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