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| 1 |
Help stories from Tech Support
- |Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" because of the flood of calls asking whe...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
321 |
0 |
| 2 |
The programmer's cheer
- |Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
309 |
0 |
| 3 |
I'm ignoring Y2K
- |Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and tr...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
327 |
0 |
| 4 |
Instructions for Microsoft's TV dinner
- |You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
297 |
0 |
| 5 |
There was life before the computer
- |An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a pia...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
631 |
0 |
| 6 |
A list of redneck computer terms
- |Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down d...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2462 |
0 |
| 7 |
The technical geek test
- |Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do. T...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
346 |
0 |
| 8 |
A husband with a computer addiction
- |My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2516 |
0 |
| 9 |
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
- |Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yes...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
294 |
0 |
| 10 |
Computer history of the world
- |In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.And there we...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
336 |
0 |
| 11 |
Caring for floppy disks
- |ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put the floppy in ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
337 |
0 |
| 12 |
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
- |10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front key...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
314 |
0 |
| 13 |
Password selection rules
- |CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing faci...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
304 |
0 |
| 14 |
The Borg versus Microsoft
- |Picard "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg?...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
337 |
0 |
| 15 |
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
- |10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We'd all have to switch to Micro...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
328 |
0 |
| 16 |
Abbott calling Costello
- |Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell m...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2384 |
0 |
| 17 |
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
- |For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can do it again.For the second bug...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
333 |
0 |
| 18 |
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
- |If Microsoft Ran The IRS "Government should be run like a business." We've all heard that chestnut....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
315 |
0 |
| 19 |
Newest MS computer game
- |Solitaire '99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft's latest software product. Microsoft Solita...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
344 |
0 |
| 20 |
Microsoft renames itself
- |NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to "Moft" -- which will clear ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
354 |
0 |
| 21 |
Microsoft trademarks TM
- |Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd. REDMOND, Wa...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
342 |
0 |
| 22 |
Waiting on a long line
- |The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get t...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
372 |
0 |
| 23 |
New product cuts stress
- |From "Machine Design" Magazine......Byte BatAll too often, computers aren't up when you need them, ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
323 |
0 |
| 24 |
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
- |11th-hour tweaks for Windows '98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal "Impeach Janet Reno" messages ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
385 |
0 |
| 25 |
A letter to the editors
- |LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2438 |
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