| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
What's a transvestite's idea of a good time?
- What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!...Read the whole joke |
Science |
295 |
0 |
| 2 |
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to...
- Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had gotten circumcised las...Read the whole joke |
Science |
262 |
0 |
| 3 |
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
- How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.Sent by...Read the whole joke |
Science |
298 |
0 |
| 4 |
Two condoms walk past a gay bar...
- Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,"Hey, do you fancy dropping in there ...Read the whole joke |
Science |
270 |
0 |
| 5 |
The Eighteen Bottles
- The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by myw...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
254 |
0 |
| 6 |
After a long pubcrawl...
- After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen. Since they can't come t...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2206 |
0 |
| 7 |
A fellow decides to take off early from work...
- A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2318 |
0 |
| 8 |
Two friends were out drinking...
- Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
557 |
0 |
| 9 |
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy...
- At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens. "It open...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2296 |
0 |
| 10 |
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were...
- Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the nig...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
251 |
0 |
| 11 |
The sex talk
- A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bart...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
241 |
0 |
| 12 |
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar...
- This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes in the door he says, rapidly,"...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
583 |
0 |
| 13 |
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop...
- Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a manual rotisserie. A dr...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
265 |
0 |
| 14 |
Warning labels
- If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
298 |
0 |
| 15 |
A rather novel way to...
- A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the fr...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2394 |
2.5 |
| 16 |
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test...
- The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of the lasttest has left his system upse...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
258 |
0 |
| 17 |
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested...
- A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2082 |
0 |
| 18 |
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub...
- One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly the pub door swings open and i...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
239 |
0 |
| 19 |
Out of the Greek Myths
- The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown a party for a pair of ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
564 |
0 |
| 20 |
What is a breathanalyzer?
- "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool."Wel...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
223 |
0 |
| 21 |
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way...
- A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled hi...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2327 |
0 |
| 22 |
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning...
- There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and forth. A policeman came u...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
254 |
0 |
| 23 |
A somewhat drunk man feels a...
- A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass....Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2360 |
0 |
| 24 |
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut...
- A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It is raining heavily and ve...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
3341 |
2.75 |
| 25 |
Two drunks walk into a bar...
- Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says "I gotta go use the can." So...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
277 |
0 |
