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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Part of the service
- |Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."Man: "What's the charge?...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
270 |
0 |
| 2 |
A missing person
- |Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
22598 |
0 |
| 3 |
Red fire fighter
- |There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes 12.There are 12 inches in...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
634 |
0 |
| 4 |
Disorderly conduct
- |Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
291 |
0 |
| 5 |
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
- |10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really b...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
261 |
0 |
| 6 |
A practical joke involving jello
- |Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
2599 |
0 |
| 7 |
Improving fry cooking time
- |In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
290 |
0 |
| 8 |
You should learn to be more polite
- |One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, B...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
284 |
0 |
| 9 |
Constantly complaining about the temperature
- |A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be t...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
276 |
0 |
| 10 |
The family of tomatoes
- |A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started laggin...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
286 |
0 |
| 11 |
Food one-liners
- |The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mot...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
282 |
0 |
| 12 |
You can now eat your own plate
- |Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step furth...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
297 |
0 |
| 13 |
Purchasing mailing lists
- |With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
236 |
0 |
| 14 |
Purchasing power of burgers
- |Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Bi...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
269 |
0 |
| 15 |
Ice cream flavor galore
- |A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela,...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
275 |
0 |
| 16 |
Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books
- |Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4....Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
295 |
0 |
| 17 |
What is this?
- |When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
192 |
0 |
| 18 |
Sorry for eating the peanuts
- |A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits d...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
237 |
0 |
| 19 |
Studying the twinkies
- |In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristi...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
281 |
0 |
| 20 |
An error publishing an article
- |From Reuters News Service:Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterel...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
2312 |
0.5 |
| 21 |
Food fight in a store
- |In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arre...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
555 |
0 |
| 22 |
Are caterpillars good to eat?
- |Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
2356 |
1.296875 |
| 23 |
I have a Microsoft waiter
- |Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the p...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
273 |
0 |
| 24 |
A great fruit cake recipie
- |You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
2512 |
0.75 |
| 25 |
We could have been here sooner
- |An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by S...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
304 |
0 |
