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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Ten Important Men In Woman\'s Life
- They are: Her Doctor; he says, "Take your clothes off."Her Dentist; he says, "Open wide."Her Veterin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
436 |
0 |
| 2 |
More tail.
- A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with hisson.Every time the kite gets up ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
263 |
0 |
| 3 |
Your Kind of Man
- Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast flight, a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
| 4 |
Hungry Beggar
- A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
| 5 |
Engaged To Kate and Edith
- An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time. One was named Edith; the ot...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
| 6 |
Women Need Four Animals
- A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back, ajaguar in her garage, a tiger in h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 7 |
Feminist Faux Pas
- I don't think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told a reporter, "As long a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
| 8 |
Doughgirl Is Sick
- In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
| 9 |
Aren\'t You Sorry?
- An old woman saved a Fairy's life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to grant the old woman three wi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
629 |
0 |
| 10 |
Polak Detective
- Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was Polish, one was Jewish, and one...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 11 |
Polaks Building A House
- These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, ham...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
129 |
0 |
| 12 |
He Left A Little Space
- When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he left a little thing.When God ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
| 13 |
On God\'s Making a Woman
- And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls in three of his top advis...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
294 |
0 |
| 14 |
University Courses For Women
- Etiquette and Behavior:EB101: PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) -Learning To Sleep Over At Mother'sEB10...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
343 |
0 |
| 15 |
Creation of Woman Problem
- One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found that Adam was sitting by himself. "W...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
| 16 |
A Perfect Woman Is...
- What's the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
556 |
0 |
| 17 |
Rita Rudner\'s Facts About Men
- A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae WestGive a man a free hand and he'll run it all...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
329 |
0 |
| 18 |
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
- How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
| 19 |
Thinnest World\'s Book Is...
- What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
268 |
0 |
| 20 |
License Plate
- You know you're a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
| 21 |
Wedding Pictures
- You know you're a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
| 22 |
Smokey and the Bandit
- You know you're a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Band...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
| 23 |
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
- What is the average number of times in a bachelor's life that his bed is made?Once, when it was stil...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
132 |
0 |
| 24 |
Why A Hole In Their Penis
- Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their brains....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
| 25 |
Match
- You know you're a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it'...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
