| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
598 |
0 |
| 2 |
Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
280 |
0 |
| 3 |
Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2773 |
2.5 |
| 4 |
Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
260 |
0 |
| 5 |
rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
244 |
0 |
| 6 |
horse
- This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
284 |
0 |
| 7 |
bear and a rabbit
- A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops o...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
267 |
0 |
| 8 |
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
- Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
241 |
0 |
| 9 |
Elephants and Cell-Phones
- Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
267 |
0 |
| 10 |
I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
- Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
254 |
0 |
| 11 |
A blind man in a store
- A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
43948 |
3.369140625 |
| 12 |
There are no dogs allowed here
- A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
569 |
0 |
| 13 |
Racoon Joke
- Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
319 |
0 |
| 14 |
Seeing Eye Dog
- A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man'...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
298 |
0 |
| 15 |
Got Any Grapes?
- A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that n...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
308 |
0 |
| 16 |
Grape and Elephant
- Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
427 |
0 |
| 17 |
Legion Camel #1
- A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pu...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
377 |
0 |
| 18 |
Legion Camel #2
- A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
362 |
0 |
| 19 |
Legion Camel #3
- A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
322 |
0 |
| 20 |
Moles
- A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.One day...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
310 |
0 |
| 21 |
elephant sex
- Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
359 |
0 |
| 22 |
King of the Jungle
- Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that becau...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
294 |
0 |
| 23 |
2 jokes
- What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck's favourite TV show?THE FEATHER FORE...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
113 |
0 |
| 24 |
Chucky goes to the movies
- An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulde...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
1553 |
2.5 |
| 25 |
The three legged chicken
- A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legg...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
303 |
0 |
