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1 Apple jokes
- Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doc...Read the whole joke
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- School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with go...Read the whole joke
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- How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden...Read the whole joke
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- How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim....Read the whole joke
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- What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple....Read the whole joke
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- Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all red...Read the whole joke
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- What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round....Read the whole joke
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- How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill....Read the whole joke
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- If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away....Read the whole joke
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- Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard's on fire....Read the whole joke
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- Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said...Read the whole joke
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- A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California's apple country. He stoppe...Read the whole joke
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- After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in f...Read the whole joke
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- Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple M...Read the whole joke
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- What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple....Read the whole joke
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- What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat....Read the whole joke
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- What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple....Read the whole joke
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- What did the apple say to the apple pie? "You've got some crust."...Read the whole joke
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- What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps)....Read the whole joke
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- Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they're crab apples !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !...Read the whole joke
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- Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !...Read the whole joke
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- What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He brought it to school and...Read the whole joke
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- What's the difference between a worm and an apple ? Have you ever tried worm pie ?!...Read the whole joke
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- What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !...Read the whole joke
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