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Title |
Category |
Hits |
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Dentist jokes
- Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth,
but don't worry it will take just five minutes.
Patie...Read the whole joke |
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381 |
0 |
| 2 |
0
- "I came in to
make an appointment with the
dentist." said the man to the receptionist.
"I'm s...Read the whole joke |
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387 |
0 |
| 3 |
0
- A husband and wife entered the
dentist's
office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don...Read the whole joke |
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358 |
0 |
| 4 |
Dinosaur jokes
- Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road
anymore?
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extin...Read the whole joke |
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683 |
0 |
| 5 |
0
- Q: What do you get
when dinosaurs crash
their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!...Read the whole joke |
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386 |
0 |
| 6 |
0
- Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a
pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!...Read the whole joke |
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652 |
0 |
| 7 |
0
- Q: What's green and purple and goes up and
down?
A: Barney in an elevator....Read the whole joke |
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308 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw
the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!...Read the whole joke |
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646 |
0 |
| 9 |
Dirty jokes
- An old man approaches the window of a cinema with
a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tick...Read the whole joke |
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344 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- Two Marines were sitting around talking one day.
The
first Marine asked the second Marine, "If t...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
0 |
| 11 |
0
- The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.
With considerable
bravery, the GI ran directly o...Read the whole joke |
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227 |
0 |
| 12 |
0
- What's the speed limit of sex?
68; at 69 you
have to turn around....Read the whole joke |
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248 |
0 |
| 13 |
0
- What's the ultimate rejection?
When you're
masturbating and your hand falls asleep....Read the whole joke |
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544 |
0 |
| 14 |
Divorce jokes
- A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her
pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds...Read the whole joke |
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555 |
0 |
| 15 |
0
- Two
men are talking. The first sez, "I got
married because I was tired
of eating out, cleaning ...Read the whole joke |
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205 |
0 |
| 16 |
0
- Regardless of what you may hear, there's still
many women
these days
who are excellent "houseke...Read the whole joke |
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226 |
0 |
| 17 |
0
- Staring down from the bench to announce the
terms of the
divorce decree, the judge turned to th...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
0 |
| 18 |
0
- A friend
of mine just got divorced. He and
his ex-wife split the
house. He got the outside....Read the whole joke |
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228 |
0 |
| 19 |
Doctor and nurse jokes
- A doctor and his wife were having a
big
argument at breakfast.
"You aren't so good in bed eithe...Read the whole joke |
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219 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- Did you hear the new penalty for
speeding in Illinois?
The first offense they give you Bears t...Read the whole joke |
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229 |
0 |
| 21 |
0
- The surgeon told his patient that woke
up after
having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- Doctor Doctor I swallowed a
bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
0 |
| 23 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I think I need
glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!...Read the whole joke |
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228 |
0 |
| 24 |
Dog jokes
- A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to
completely remove the dogs tail. The vet con...Read the whole joke |
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271 |
0 |
| 25 |
0
- A man was very proud of his guard
dog, he would
leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the w...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
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