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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
NY Times Ad
- Ad seen in the New York Times... FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volum...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
288 |
0 |
| 2 |
New Women's Study
- There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting. 85% of women ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
228 |
0 |
| 3 |
New Relationship Book
- "My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled: 'Women are from V...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
216 |
0 |
| 4 |
What will you do for golf?
- Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
215 |
0 |
| 5 |
Leader of the HMO
- Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gate...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
252 |
0 |
| 6 |
Pick Heaven or Hell
- One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
292 |
0 |
| 7 |
He's going to Heaven
- Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
313 |
0 |
| 8 |
Clinton is in Heaven
- President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "It's ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
292 |
0 |
| 9 |
Filling in for St. Peter
- A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gateke...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
223 |
0 |
| 10 |
Fulfilling their requests
- There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven, he gave them a chance to come b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
231 |
0 |
| 11 |
Bring riches with you
- There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
320 |
0 |
| 12 |
Making Comparisons
- In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
235 |
0 |
| 13 |
Entering into Heaven
- A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Pet...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
272 |
0 |
| 14 |
New Yorkers arrived
- One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang. walk up to the Pearly Gates...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
283 |
0 |
| 15 |
Assign the punishment
- Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little conf...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
406 |
0 |
| 16 |
Is the wife in control?
- Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. On...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
| 17 |
Qualifying for Heaven
- Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Pet...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
450 |
0 |
| 18 |
Picking a punishment
- This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
261 |
0 |
| 19 |
The name of your wife
- St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven. "Why...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
293 |
0 |
| 20 |
Represent Christmas
- Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
276 |
0 |
| 21 |
What should they say?
- Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
227 |
0 |
| 22 |
Gates gets punishment
- Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
456 |
0 |
| 23 |
Punishment for Gates
- Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all ete...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
227 |
0 |
| 24 |
Sue over the property
- Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
| 25 |
Doing this great deed
- A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
208 |
0 |
