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Category |
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| 1 |
The Borg versus Microsoft
- |Picard "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg?...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
337 |
0 |
| 2 |
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
- |10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We'd all have to switch to Micro...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
328 |
0 |
| 3 |
Abbott calling Costello
- |Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell m...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2383 |
0 |
| 4 |
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
- |For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can do it again.For the second bug...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
333 |
0 |
| 5 |
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
- |If Microsoft Ran The IRS "Government should be run like a business." We've all heard that chestnut....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
315 |
0 |
| 6 |
Newest MS computer game
- |Solitaire '99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft's latest software product. Microsoft Solita...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
344 |
0 |
| 7 |
Microsoft renames itself
- |NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to "Moft" -- which will clear ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
354 |
0 |
| 8 |
Microsoft trademarks TM
- |Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd. REDMOND, Wa...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
342 |
0 |
| 9 |
Waiting on a long line
- |The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get t...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
372 |
0 |
| 10 |
New product cuts stress
- |From "Machine Design" Magazine......Byte BatAll too often, computers aren't up when you need them, ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
323 |
0 |
| 11 |
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
- |11th-hour tweaks for Windows '98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal "Impeach Janet Reno" messages ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
385 |
0 |
| 12 |
A letter to the editors
- |LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2437 |
0 |
| 13 |
The system crash song
- |SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of "The Monster Mash") I was working in the lab, late one nightWhen my ey...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
280 |
0 |
| 14 |
Changing number terms
- |In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a number...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
302 |
0 |
| 15 |
Purchasing furniture
- |I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions about computers. ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
272 |
0 |
| 16 |
Fixing broken computers
- |An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not worki...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
613 |
0 |
| 17 |
I have a keyboard error
- |A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the c...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
586 |
0 |
| 18 |
Type what I tell you
- |While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
297 |
0 |
| 19 |
Oh the Internet is slow
- |The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it's so delightful,Our packets h...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
319 |
0 |
| 20 |
Life cycle of software
- |The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 b...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
292 |
0 |
| 21 |
Computer acronyms list
- |Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I'll...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
292 |
0 |
| 22 |
What movies teach us
- |COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never hav...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
303 |
0 |
| 23 |
Internet can get worse
- |Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America O...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
300 |
0 |
| 24 |
If Microsoft built cars
- |Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model year of car wo...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
306 |
0 |
| 25 |
Computer problem report
- |Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:______________________________________________...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
620 |
0 |
