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1	Thinnest Books - The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson's Guide To Dating Etiquette...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	221
2	Signs Of The 2000's - Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they get angry they'll be a mil...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	168
3	Things Adults Learn From Kids: - There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	155
4	Things you don't want to hear during surgery - Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness." ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	190
5	You Are No Longer "Cool" When - You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ear...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	178
6	Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid - A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	220
7	Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer - Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down. Insist that the caller is ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	179
8	Doesn't It Annoy You When... - ...there's a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to be found? ...you bu...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	145
9	Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn - He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On the side of his mower you notice the s...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	151
10	Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark - "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two people as beau...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	198
11	You Might Be A Bad Customer If: - You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the "10 items or less" lane. You walk into a st...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	149
12	If AOL Were A City... - You'd live in a place where no two people had the same name. You'd only pay $21.95 a month to live t...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	176
13	Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious - You didn't find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed up in your cellar. You d...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	173
14	You Might Be An Internet Addict If... - You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue as to w...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	193
15	Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work - They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	145
16	The AOL Car - The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer. The AOL car would come ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	201
17	You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . . - Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding ticket even when you're p...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	183
18	Why Dogs Don't Use Computers - Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95. Fetch command not available on all platforms. Hard to re...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	184
19	Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation - As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully. Have one of the h...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	216
20	Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say - Well, how 'bout that?...I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. You know Pum...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	149
21	Signs You're from New York - You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You secretly envy cabbies ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	224
22	You Know You're Too Stressed If... - You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up. The Sun is too loud. Trees begin to chase you. You ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	193
23	Recalled Christmas Toys - Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook Timothy M...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	266
24	You Know You're Having a Bad Day When... - Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels motorcyclists. You've been at work 3 hours b...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	197
25	Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say - What do you mean today's our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just wat...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	164

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