| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other...
- A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar gettingdrunk. The man turns to the woman a...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
227 |
0 |
| 2 |
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach...
- Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other "Hey get out of my son!"...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
255 |
0 |
| 3 |
Why do bankers make great lovers?
- Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
179 |
0 |
| 4 |
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
- How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? - Put a leg of ham up her snatch and pull the bone out....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
263 |
0 |
| 5 |
How do you get Visual Aids?
- How do you get Visual Aids? - From a nasty poke in the eye....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
245 |
0 |
| 6 |
Which of the following does not belong?
- Which of the following doesn't belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because its ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
216 |
0 |
| 7 |
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
- What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak when they're fucke...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
202 |
0 |
| 8 |
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
- What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
191 |
0 |
| 9 |
What is a yankee?
- What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
200 |
0 |
| 10 |
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
- Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? - Because she gets a frog stuck in her throat at 69....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
187 |
0 |
| 11 |
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
- How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs the lights go on...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
245 |
0 |
| 12 |
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork...
- Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying andcrying and father stork is tr...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
222 |
0 |
| 13 |
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate...
- The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound of a key in the...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
258 |
0 |
| 14 |
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...
- At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.Grandpa's doctor tried to...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
571 |
0 |
| 15 |
Kiss me...yeah!
- "Kiss me," said the young lady urgently. "Please kiss me."But the young man turned his head away, sa...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
245 |
0 |
| 16 |
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show...
- A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got along verywell, and when he asked her if ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
514 |
0 |
| 17 |
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room...
- A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business trip. Not wishing to be alone,...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
208 |
0 |
| 18 |
Know the difference
- Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?Woman: NoMan: Let...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
169 |
0 |
| 19 |
A young girl had not been feeling well...
- A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. "Young lady," the doctor began...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
417 |
0 |
| 20 |
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist...
- What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but can't eat it...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
159 |
0 |
| 21 |
John pulled over the car by the side of the road...
- John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian where he'd first had sex."It was r...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
198 |
0 |
| 22 |
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting...
- Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, "Grandpa are you going t...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
259 |
2.5 |
| 23 |
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches...
- My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!..................So I Fucked her 3 time...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
173 |
0 |
| 24 |
You can come out now
- Jon was looking for a little "action". He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
200 |
0 |
| 25 |
Wrong card
- At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
125 |
0 |
