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Title |
Category |
Hits |
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Aviation jokes
- Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson
Mandela are in an airplane with
20 kids. The airplane...Read the whole joke |
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344 |
0 |
| 2 |
0
- An airplane was losing altitude
over the
Rocky Mountains. The pilot over
the intercom said that...Read the whole joke |
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320 |
0 |
| 3 |
0
- There were three guys in an
airplane. One
guy dropped
a rock, another dropped a brick, and the ...Read the whole joke |
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701 |
0 |
| 4 |
0
- No flight ever leaves on time unless you are
running
late and need the
delay to make the flight...Read the whole joke |
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305 |
0 |
| 5 |
0
- One day at a busy
airport, the passengers
on a commercial
airliner are seated, waiting for the ...Read the whole joke |
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328 |
0 |
| 6 |
0
- A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.
After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, t...Read the whole joke |
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311 |
0 |
| 7 |
0
- An award should go to the United Airlines gate
agent in
Denver for being smart and funny, and ma...Read the whole joke |
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302 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- A man named Mr. Smith was
flying from San
Francisco to LA.
Unexpectedly the plane stopped in S...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
0 |
| 9 |
0
- Fred and his wife Edna went to the state
fair every year. Every year Fred would say, "Edna, I'd ...Read the whole joke |
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314 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- An airline pilot wrote that on this
particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway r...Read the whole joke |
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631 |
0 |
| 11 |
0
- A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool
on the aviation frequencies.
This was his firs...Read the whole joke |
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310 |
0 |
| 12 |
0
- A student was heading home for the holidays.
When she got to
the airline counter, she presented ...Read the whole joke |
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322 |
0 |
| 13 |
0
- Brendan had spent a week
visiting his
family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old
...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
0 |
| 14 |
0
- Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the
other day, a
passenger noticed that the "Fasten Sea...Read the whole joke |
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2497 |
0 |
| 15 |
0
- An airline pilot was scheduled to take a
flight from New York to Los
Angeles. The weather was to...Read the whole joke |
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331 |
0 |
| 16 |
0
- Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this
announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen...Read the whole joke |
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332 |
2.5 |
| 17 |
0
- The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport
were often short-tempered. They not only expected yo...Read the whole joke |
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304 |
0 |
| 18 |
0
- From a
Southwest Airlines employee: "There
may be 50 ways to leave your
lover, but there are o...Read the whole joke |
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265 |
0 |
| 19 |
0
- Pilot says:
"Folks, we have reached our
cruising altitude now, so I am going to
switch the sea...Read the whole joke |
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289 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- United
Airlines FA: "Ladies and
Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our
Captain has...Read the whole joke |
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336 |
0 |
| 21 |
0
- From the pilot during his welcome message:
"We are pleased to have some of the best flight atten...Read the whole joke |
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310 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- Another flight
Attendant's comment on a
less than perfect landing: "We ask you to
please remai...Read the whole joke |
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275 |
0 |
| 23 |
0
- An
airline pilot wrote that on this
particular flight he had hammered his
ship into the runway...Read the whole joke |
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300 |
0 |
| 24 |
0
- After a real crusher of a landing in
Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gen...Read the whole joke |
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273 |
0 |
| 25 |
0
- Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival
announcement: "We'd like to
thank you folks for flying with...Read the whole joke |
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296 |
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