| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
yo mama's teeth
- yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day"........Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
322 |
0 |
| 2 |
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
- How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbows...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
351 |
0 |
| 3 |
Man and wife at the zoo
- It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loos...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
675 |
0 |
| 4 |
Hungry Snake
- Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
297 |
0 |
| 5 |
A veterinarian surgeon...
- A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick an...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
211 |
0 |
| 6 |
Tarzania
- What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look, a herd of elephants in ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
279 |
0 |
| 7 |
Tarzania II
- What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does Jane say when sh...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
624 |
0 |
| 8 |
Elephants
- How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
300 |
0 |
| 9 |
Elephants II
- What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
290 |
0 |
| 10 |
Elephants III
- How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close door.How do you ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
567 |
0 |
| 11 |
Elephants IV
- How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
272 |
0 |
| 12 |
Elephants V
- Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
261 |
0 |
| 13 |
Elephants VI
- How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lu...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
290 |
0 |
| 14 |
Elephants VII
- What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it......Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
259 |
0 |
| 15 |
Elephants VIII
- What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you give an elephant wit...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
275 |
0 |
| 16 |
Elephants IX
- Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephan...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
630 |
0 |
| 17 |
How to Catch a White Elephant
- How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submit...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
320 |
0 |
| 18 |
The best book on elephants
- The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The British sub...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
607 |
0 |
| 19 |
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
- Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow Mein12> Bran...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
229 |
0 |
| 20 |
A miserable rooster
- A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
257 |
0 |
| 21 |
A horse and a rabbit
- A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into amud hole an...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2468 |
0 |
| 22 |
A dog walks into a butcher shop...
- A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He walks up to the meat case a...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2345 |
0 |
| 23 |
Punishment that fits the crime
- Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is apoodle, one is a schnauzer and ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
240 |
0 |
| 24 |
Pray hard
- A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,I have a problem. I have two female ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
297 |
0 |
| 25 |
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...
- A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he lo...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
260 |
0 |
