| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Help Me Ring the Bell
- Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy trying to reach the doorbell....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 2 |
Sleep Deprivation
- In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the objects of s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
| 3 |
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
- A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
| 4 |
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
- 1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you wrap a baby in a towel sized bib...ba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
| 5 |
Everyone Is Busy
- Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster: (whispering) No, he's bu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
| 6 |
Toddler\'s Creed
- If I want it, it's mine.If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine.If I can take it awa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
469 |
0 |
| 7 |
Having Children Is Like:
- Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having children will turn...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
80 |
0 |
| 8 |
Let\'s Swear
- Mother calls up stairs, "You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast or you'll be late for ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
270 |
0 |
| 9 |
Kids In College
- One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife that they are getting poorer b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
328 |
0 |
| 10 |
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
- Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we'll have some fun if it stops r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
| 11 |
Youngster Theories
- From Matt Groening's very funny "Big Book Of Hell", here are some philosophical theories shared by y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
| 12 |
Sibling Stories
- From Matt Groening's "Big Book Of Hell", here are: 'Lies My Older Brother And Sister Told Me'...The ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
0 |
| 13 |
No Oranges
- Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I have left?Son: I don't know, because...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
| 14 |
No Worms Please!
- A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who was playing in the yard wi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
| 15 |
Tired On 1 April
- Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a 31 day March!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 16 |
Bottom Start
- Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the bottom.Son: But I want to learn to swim?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 17 |
Black Eye
- Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by a guided muscl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
| 18 |
Crew Cut
- What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
| 19 |
Santa\\\'s Entrance
- If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him he comes in through a large ho...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
767 |
0 |
| 20 |
What is a Teenager?
- By Bill AdlerA Teenager is...A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone n...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
| 21 |
No Batteries?
- Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time. He was fast aslee...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
239 |
0 |
| 22 |
High On a Plane
- A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from Chicago to N.Y.The kid...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
| 23 |
Dead Kitten
- A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to one of the kittens. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
| 24 |
Swallowed A Penny
- My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed one evening when we heard so...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 25 |
Brushing the Child
- If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn't work, use the other side of th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
