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Title |
Category |
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Rating |
| 1 |
Murphy's Law regarding Children
- 1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. 2. For a child to be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
272 |
0 |
| 2 |
A Woman's Experience With Children
- For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
352 |
0 |
| 3 |
50 Things to Do in a Mall
- 1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try pants on backwards at...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
121 |
0 |
| 4 |
200 Midgets
- The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather cause...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
| 5 |
15 Ways to be Annoying
- 1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cos...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
85 |
0 |
| 6 |
58 Newspaper Headlines
- 58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Exper...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
73 |
0 |
| 7 |
Been In College Too Long...
- You consider McDonald's "real food." You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM is still early...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
247 |
0 |
| 8 |
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
- 1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highlighter?' 2....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
| 9 |
50 Fun Things To Do During An Exam
- You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
118 |
0 |
| 10 |
A Daughter's Letter Home
- Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remiss in writi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
253 |
0 |
| 11 |
Breaking and Entering
- A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
| 12 |
Criminal Mastermind
- An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been ar...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
| 13 |
Almost Perfect Life
- An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
643 |
0 |
| 14 |
Books for College
- A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk about a book f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
| 15 |
A Prayer Before Dying
- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
293 |
0 |
| 16 |
25 Fun Pool Activities
- 1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met. 2) Tell th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
97 |
0 |
| 17 |
Coffee Addiction
- You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. -You sleep with y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
| 18 |
Clever Teacher
- A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolera...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
269 |
0 |
| 19 |
Signs That You're Broke
- At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. You're formula...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
193 |
0 |
| 20 |
Feel Better
- Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thoug...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
268 |
1.5 |
| 21 |
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
- 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
82 |
0 |
| 22 |
Biting Nails
- Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. "I do wish that my Elmer would stop biting...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
| 23 |
101 Ways To Annoy People
- 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
101 |
0 |
| 24 |
Criminal Hall of Shame
- Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people -- many of whom use their stupidity for pers...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 25 |
Cannibal Food
- Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender mi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
