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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Drum joke Q & A
- |Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they don't disgrace themselves a...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
273 |
0 |
| 2 |
Which drummer?
- |There's a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer who keeps good time, and a...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
299 |
0 |
| 3 |
What is your IQ?
- |Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his party, he'll ask his guests what ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
813 |
0 |
| 4 |
Looking to buy
- |A man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gob...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
286 |
0 |
| 5 |
English horn jokes
- |Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A: One is far mor...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
262 |
0 |
| 6 |
Flute jokes
- |Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players spend half ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
396 |
0 |
| 7 |
French horn jokes
- |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
259 |
0 |
| 8 |
Guitar jokes
- |Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
269 |
0 |
| 9 |
Harmonica jokes
- |Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, a...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
295 |
0 |
| 10 |
Harp jokes
- |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half pl...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
331 |
0 |
| 11 |
Harpsichord jokes
- |The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is like "two skeletons making ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
287 |
0 |
| 12 |
Oboe jokes
- |Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What are burning oboes used for?A: To...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
557 |
0 |
| 13 |
Organ jokes
- |Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for another stop.Q: ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
256 |
0 |
| 14 |
Piano jokes
- |Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.Q: What do you get if yo...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
244 |
0 |
| 15 |
Bach in a Minuet
- |A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
579 |
0 |
| 16 |
Piccolo joke
- |Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one....Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
585 |
0 |
| 17 |
That was no piccolo
- |Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw y...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
258 |
0 |
| 18 |
Saxophone jokes
- |Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It's all in the grip.Q: What is the...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
287 |
0 |
| 19 |
Trombone jokes
- |Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
305 |
0 |
| 20 |
Trumpet jokes
- |Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
290 |
0 |
| 21 |
Tuba jokes
- |Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.Q: What's a tuba for?A: 1 1...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
289 |
0 |
| 22 |
Viola jokes
- |Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best recording of the Walton ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
317 |
0 |
| 23 |
Fight between the musicians
- |At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player and a viola player havin...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
559 |
0 |
| 24 |
Musicians on a sinking ship
- |A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I can'...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
223 |
0 |
| 25 |
Make me a better musician
- |There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn't that wonderful a player, so he...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
589 |
0 |
