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Baby jokes
- What do baby pythons play with?
Rattle-snakes....Read the whole joke |
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- What would you get if you crossed a new-born
snake
with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa....Read the whole joke |
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1117 |
0 |
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- What is a baby bee?
A little humbug....Read the whole joke |
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1086 |
0 |
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- Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal
village?
Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-s...Read the whole joke |
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1040 |
0 |
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- How did the witch almost lose her baby?
She
didn't take it far enough into the woods....Read the whole joke |
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1013 |
0 |
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- What are baby witches
called?
Halloweenies....Read the whole joke |
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1052 |
0 |
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- Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
He wanted something to get his teeth into....Read the whole joke |
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980 |
0 |
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- Knock knock.
Who's there?
Underwear.
Underwear who?
Underwear my baby is tonight?...Read the whole joke |
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1030 |
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- My new baby is the image of his father.
Never
mind. just so long as he's healthy....Read the whole joke |
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1054 |
0 |
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- Fred: My mum's having a new baby.
Drew:
What's wrong with the old one?...Read the whole joke |
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1051 |
0 |
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- Cry Baby - by Liza
Weeping...Read the whole joke |
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1023 |
0 |
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- What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a
lot of noise at one end
and has no sense of respo...Read the whole joke |
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1002 |
0 |
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- Why did you drop the
baby?
Well, Mrs
Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to s...Read the whole joke |
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994 |
0 |
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- It can't go on! It can't go on!
What can't
go on?
This baby's vest ? it's too small for me....Read the whole joke |
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1043 |
0 |
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- Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She
thought babies should be pink, so she took this on...Read the whole joke |
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1019 |
0 |
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- Mum, are the Smiths very poor people?
I
don't think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask?
Because they ma...Read the whole joke |
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1014 |
0 |
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0
- Daddy,
daddy, can I have another glass of
water, please?
But that's the tenth one I've given y...Read the whole joke |
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689 |
0 |
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- Doctor, doctor, my
baby's swallowed a watch!
Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pas...Read the whole joke |
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1007 |
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- A
scoutmaster asked one of his troop what
good deed he had done for the day.
"Well, Skip," sai...Read the whole joke |
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1033 |
0 |
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- Why are babies always gurgling with joy?
Because it's a nappy time....Read the whole joke |
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297 |
0 |
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- Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door?
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy.
Mrs Brown: Tell ...Read the whole joke |
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295 |
0 |
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- I see the baby's nose is running
again,"
said a worried father.
"For goodness sake!" snapped h...Read the whole joke |
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265 |
0 |
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- A distraught mum rushed into the back
yard,
where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom...Read the whole joke |
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296 |
0 |
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- How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You
rock-et....Read the whole joke |
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299 |
0 |
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- Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby
sister?
I'd much rather have a jelly baby....Read the whole joke |
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302 |
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