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Computer jokes
- A
technician received a call from a
customer who was enraged because his computer
had told him...Read the whole joke |
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- An exasperated caller to Tech Support
couldn't get her new
computer to turn on. After ensuring t...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
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- Another customer called Tech Support to say
her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she u...Read the whole joke |
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207 |
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- Many people in computer labs will assure
you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing e...Read the whole joke |
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204 |
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- Customer:
"How do I print my
voicemail?"...Read the whole joke |
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- Student: "Would it be possible to
install
Arabic language support on those computers?"
Compute...Read the whole joke |
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206 |
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- Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?"
Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think I've got the...Read the whole joke |
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207 |
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- Me: "What is that noise?"
Customer: "Hey
Martinez!! I'm on the phone! Cut it out!"
Me: "What w...Read the whole joke |
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547 |
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0
- Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive.
Clicking eject
doesn't work."
Tech Support: "Ok,...Read the whole joke |
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243 |
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- Customer: "Hi, I'm
supposed to pack [zip]
my database and send it to you. What should I
pack i...Read the whole joke |
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236 |
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- Customer: "I've been doing risk analysis by
hand for
five years, and we finally got your program...Read the whole joke |
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527 |
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- Customer: "Wait, that
password looks
really gray. I'm going to type it in again."...Read the whole joke |
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- Customer: "Why didn't you tell me I have
call waiting?"
Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of ...Read the whole joke |
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234 |
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0
- Customer: "It says I've performed an
illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done someth...Read the whole joke |
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222 |
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0
- Tech Support: "Which format are the images you
send?"
Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters....Read the whole joke |
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0
- A Software Engineer, a
Hardware Engineer and a Branch
Manager were on their way to a meeting.
...Read the whole joke |
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246 |
0 |
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0
- A caller, perplexed that his new desktop
computer--the one that was
supposed to do everything sh...Read the whole joke |
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231 |
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- After a caller gave a technician her PC's
serial number, he scanned a database of registered use...Read the whole joke |
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- There are three engineers in a car; an
electrical
engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft ...Read the whole joke |
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290 |
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0
- "This
little computer," said the sales
clerk, "will do half of your job for
you."
Studying...Read the whole joke |
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191 |
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0
- Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in
an IT company.
During the welcoming ceremony the...Read the whole joke |
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306 |
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- Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: 1.99904274017, but that...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC
with a research grant?
A: A mad scientist....Read the whole joke |
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337 |
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0
- Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside"
sticker they put on Pentiums?
A: The warning lab...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: What do you call a series of FDIV
instructions on a Pentium?
A: Successive approximations....Read the whole joke |
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