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| 1 |
Some cows view each day as the last roundup...
- Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most c...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
386 |
0 |
| 2 |
Persistency Act
- A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
445 |
0 |
| 3 |
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
- Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle wit...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
295 |
0 |
| 4 |
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...
- A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs in to his old friend. The two ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
328 |
0 |
| 5 |
Stuttering animal
- Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon of na...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
331 |
0 |
| 6 |
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...
- My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The Dr ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
638 |
0 |
| 7 |
What's the worst thing about washing your cat?
- Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
185 |
0 |
| 8 |
I think Rover is getting a bit old...
- "I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.""Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! O...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
303 |
0 |
| 9 |
An irresolvable problem
- A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she w...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
771 |
0 |
| 10 |
Why does a dog lick his balls?
- Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can't make a fist....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
183 |
0 |
| 11 |
Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?
- Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?Because they can....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
155 |
0 |
| 12 |
What's brown and crispy on the outside...
- What's brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside? A c...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
220 |
0 |
| 13 |
A man running a little behind schedule arrives...
- A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in to watch the movie that...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
254 |
0 |
| 14 |
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
- What came first, the chicken or the egg? - I'd have to say it was the rooster!...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
266 |
0 |
| 15 |
A horse walks into a bar...
- A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: "So, why the long face?"...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2083 |
0 |
| 16 |
How do you make a cat drink?
- How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
281 |
0 |
| 17 |
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...
- An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water."T...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
316 |
0 |
| 18 |
Nice, but rough
- An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
363 |
0 |
| 19 |
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes up and the elephant is d...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
261 |
0 |
| 20 |
A fair warning
- Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lan...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2183 |
0 |
| 21 |
There were two cows in a paddock...
- There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass. The first cow said "Moo."A...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
328 |
0 |
| 22 |
Two cows were talking in the field one day...
- Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that'...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
238 |
0 |
| 23 |
What's green and has wheels?
- What's green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
155 |
0 |
| 24 |
I like monkeys
- This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.ne...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
331 |
0 |
| 25 |
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...
- A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2246 |
0 |
