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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Telephone jokes
- After my wife and her former best buddy,
another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that p...Read the whole joke |
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299 |
0 |
| 2 |
0
- What do you call
an elephant in a phone
box?
Stuck....Read the whole joke |
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308 |
0 |
| 3 |
0
- What do ghosts use to phone home?
A
terror-phone....Read the whole joke |
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603 |
0 |
| 4 |
0
- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
telephone.
Doctor: Why's that?
I keep getting calls in t...Read the whole joke |
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289 |
0.5 |
| 5 |
0
- At three o'clock one morning a
veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of ...Read the whole joke |
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310 |
0 |
| 6 |
Time jokes
- A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they
told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzl...Read the whole joke |
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300 |
0 |
| 7 |
0
- A man had been
driving all night and by
morning was still far from his destination. He
decided...Read the whole joke |
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305 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- How can you tell when witches are carrying
a
time bomb?
You can hear their brooms tick!...Read the whole joke |
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359 |
0 |
| 9 |
0
- What did the Loch Ness Monster say to
his
friend?
Long time no sea....Read the whole joke |
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297 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- What time is it when you sit on a pin?
Spring
time....Read the whole joke |
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304 |
0 |
| 11 |
Vampire jokes
- Why did the vampire attack the clown?
He
wanted the circus to be in his blood....Read the whole joke |
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1278 |
2.5 |
| 12 |
0
- Did you hear about the
vampire who had an
eye for the ladies?
He used to keep it in his back p...Read the whole joke |
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1211 |
0 |
| 13 |
0
- What is Dracula's favorite
fruit?
Neck-tarines....Read the whole joke |
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1246 |
0 |
| 14 |
0
- When the picture of the vampire's grandmother
crashed
to the floor in the middle of the night wh...Read the whole joke |
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1173 |
0 |
| 15 |
0
- What is a vampire's
favourite soup
?
Scream of mushroom !...Read the whole joke |
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1232 |
0 |
| 16 |
Travel and tourist jokes
- A man wrote a letter to a small
hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.
H...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
0 |
| 17 |
0
- A man was driving along
the
highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He ...Read the whole joke |
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246 |
0 |
| 18 |
0
- A
fellow stopped at a rural gas
station and, after filling his tank, he
paid the bill and boug...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
0 |
| 19 |
0
- Walking through Chinatown, a tourist
is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, sign...Read the whole joke |
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243 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- During my stay at an expensive hotel
in New York
City, I woke up in the middle of the night with...Read the whole joke |
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236 |
0 |
| 21 |
Various animal jokes
- What do you call a gigantic polar
bear?
Nothing, you just run away!...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- What animal do you look like when you
get
into the bath ?
A little bear !...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
0 |
| 23 |
0
- A lady was walking down the street to
work and she
saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet sto...Read the whole joke |
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294 |
0 |
| 24 |
0
- There are bats hanging of a branch
upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happen...Read the whole joke |
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264 |
0 |
| 25 |
0
- A vampire bat came flapping in from a
night of foraging, covered in
fresh blood. He parked himse...Read the whole joke |
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544 |
0 |
