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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
- The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: "What do you like best about it?""The artwork...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
| 2 |
I Spy
- Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at their parents making lov...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
658 |
0 |
| 3 |
Unusual State Laws
- Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orga...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
358 |
0 |
| 4 |
Finding A Penis
- There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
| 5 |
Life of an Egg
- So you think your life is bad...Just think how bad the life of an egg is...You only get laid onceYou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
| 6 |
Perfect Day
- The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter on the scale9:3...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
| 7 |
International Travellers Bloopers
- International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In a Buc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
| 8 |
Soldier's Ambition
- An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your problem, Soldi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
| 9 |
Senior's Thoughts (Classic)
- What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver in their hair, gold in ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
| 10 |
Flea Cure
- Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
0 |
| 11 |
Murphy's Laws (5)
- Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the world than donkeys.Wooden l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
| 12 |
Restaurant Specialty
- Waiter to customer: "Our specialty is snails.""I know. One of them served me the last time I was her...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
| 13 |
Driving In Fog Riddle
- Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
| 14 |
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
- VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
| 15 |
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
- Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
| 16 |
End of the World Reports
- When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE'RE DEADThe Wall Street J...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
251 |
0 |
| 17 |
Celibacy Test
- Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test:...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
| 18 |
Using the Elevator
- An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from their home in the East Tennesse ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
224 |
0 |
| 19 |
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
- There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are sick.If you are well, there ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
| 20 |
U of Berkeley Products
- There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is not believed to be a coinc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
746 |
0 |
| 21 |
How Many Men Does It Take...
- How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in. The othe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
232 |
0 |
| 22 |
You Might Be A College Student:
- You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf your trash is overflowing a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
| 23 |
Give Me the Bill
- Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the hous...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
242 |
0 |
| 24 |
Mixed Emotions
- Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
242 |
0 |
| 25 |
Baby
- Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We were a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
436 |
0 |
