| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
- A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
248 |
0 |
| 2 |
My husband's last wish!
- Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.He says, ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
| 3 |
How do you cure...
- How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
| 4 |
Really, really rude!
- What's the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a cold one!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
| 5 |
5 Good Reasons Not To...
- 5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You're bald your entire life.2. You have a hole in your head.3. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
124 |
0 |
| 6 |
The Irish Driver
- An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his ca...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
0 |
| 7 |
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
- The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn't able.2. King Solomon-who sat on the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
| 8 |
Things in Life I've Learned.
- I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
| 9 |
The talking peanut.
- This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking, he notices a peanut jump out of the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
| 10 |
The workers prayer!
- For those of you who may need it...A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the serenity to accept the thi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
| 11 |
Wrong instructions.
- A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from a far away land tr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
| 12 |
Burlesque Show
- The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what is the matter.The kid s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
217 |
0 |
| 13 |
Calling the shots.
- I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office the other day when the doctor started yelling, "Typh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
379 |
0 |
| 14 |
What denomination?
- A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards."What Denomination?" Asked the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
| 15 |
Hunting Trip.
- A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.That night, one of the hunte...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
| 16 |
Nosy husband...
- My wife thinks I'm too nosy. At least that's what she keeps writing in her diary!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
224 |
1.5 |
| 17 |
The religious bear.
- In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
| 18 |
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
- One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinne...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
2.5 |
| 19 |
The new preacher.
- A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave side committal service ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
| 20 |
Don't eat and drive!
- I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor home was towed into the garage. The fro...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
| 21 |
The Y2K Blonde!
- Blonde secretary's memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hop...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 22 |
The Belt
- Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
| 23 |
Don't look down!
- A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a movie theater.As he lay there breathing...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
| 24 |
The Old-Age Test!
- Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished, check your scor...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
| 25 |
Line Dancing
- What's 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing home!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
