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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Hair and bald jokes
- I had a dream you were a tire last
night. I woke up and you were
bald....Read the whole joke |
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1587 |
0 |
| 2 |
0
- Your so bald your bald...Read the whole joke |
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1054 |
0 |
| 3 |
0
- A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat
on the barber's chair
and said, "I'll have a shave and...Read the whole joke |
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1070 |
0 |
| 4 |
0
- First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch
and didn't turn a hair!
Second boy: I'm not surprised -...Read the whole joke |
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1024 |
0 |
| 5 |
0
- What do you call
an English teacher,
five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils
and tot...Read the whole joke |
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1070 |
0 |
| 6 |
0
- Look at that bald man over there.
It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears....Read the whole joke |
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1028 |
0 |
| 7 |
0
- America's
oldest lady was 115 years
old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on her
head.
H...Read the whole joke |
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1102 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- What's your dad getting for Christmas?
Bald and fat....Read the whole joke |
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1120 |
0 |
| 9 |
0
- Doctor, doctor, can you give me
something for my baldness?
How about a few pounds of pig manur...Read the whole joke |
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1078 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- Why do bald-headed men never use
keys?
Because they've lost their locks....Read the whole joke |
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1064 |
0 |
| 11 |
0
- Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the short cuts....Read the whole joke |
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1085 |
0 |
| 12 |
0
- A man sitting in a barber's
chair
noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he comme...Read the whole joke |
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1051 |
0 |
| 13 |
Hair
and bald jokes
- A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an
empty
chair.
"Haircut, sir?" asked the barber...Read the whole joke |
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815 |
0 |
| 14 |
Hair and bald jokes
- How much for a haircut?
Barber:
Fifteen dollars.
How much for a shave?
Barber: Ten dollars. ...Read the whole joke |
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1310 |
3.75 |
| 15 |
0
- What's a barber's favourite kind of
holiday?
Cruising on a clipper....Read the whole joke |
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233 |
0 |
| 16 |
0
- Why does a barber never shave a man with
a
wooden leg?
Because he always uses a razor....Read the whole joke |
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276 |
0 |
| 17 |
0
- Barber: Your hair is getting grey,
Sir.
Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?...Read the whole joke |
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280 |
0 |
| 18 |
0
- Barber: And how
old are you, little
man?
Fred: Eight.
Barber: And do you want a haircut?
F...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
0 |
| 19 |
0
- My barber is a specialist in road map
shaves.
How come?
When he's finished, your face is ful...Read the whole joke |
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542 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- Barber: Were
you wearing a red scarf
when you came in? Customer: No.
Barber: Oh dear! Then I m...Read the whole joke |
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250 |
0 |
| 21 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor my
hair keeps falling
out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?
Yes, here is...Read the whole joke |
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237 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- Why did the bald man go outside ?
To
get some fresh hair !...Read the whole joke |
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920 |
0 |
| 23 |
0
- When can you dive in a swimming pool and
not
get your hair wet ?
When your bald !...Read the whole joke |
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751 |
0 |
| 24 |
0
- Janet came home from school and asked
her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair la...Read the whole joke |
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786 |
0 |
| 25 |
0
- Teacher: I see
you don't cut your
hair any longer.
Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter....Read the whole joke |
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611 |
0 |
