| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The Cow and the Chicken
- So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOL...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
278 |
0 |
| 2 |
Trick or Treat
- I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable chi...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
290 |
0 |
| 3 |
Surgery
- I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
292 |
0 |
| 4 |
HMO
- My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It's a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
309 |
0 |
| 5 |
Gas Stations
- Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
275 |
0 |
| 6 |
Taxes
- The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses fo...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
314 |
0 |
| 7 |
IRS
- The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
310 |
0 |
| 8 |
Psychic Phenomena
- Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none o...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
289 |
0 |
| 9 |
Protesting
- I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
600 |
0 |
| 10 |
Escalators
- An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporari...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
277 |
0 |
| 11 |
Environment
- The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
302 |
0 |
| 12 |
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
277 |
0 |
| 13 |
Paddy
- I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me one day and told me he was going to ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
332 |
0 |
| 14 |
My Dog
- Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out. "Oh, look at her, she's preciou...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
265 |
0 |
| 15 |
Gas Station
- Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.This irishman came on to d...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
271 |
0 |
| 16 |
Inflatable high heels
- I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortun...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
270 |
0 |
| 17 |
Drown my troubles
- I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
1224 |
2.5 |
| 18 |
Pray for a bike
- When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But then I realised that the lord doesn't work that ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
337 |
0 |
| 19 |
Marmite Competition
- I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one ja...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
628 |
0 |
| 20 |
imigration test
- You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
294 |
0 |
| 21 |
Computer Dictionary Part I
- BIT - A word used to describe computers, as in "Our daughter's computer cost quite a bit."BOOT - Wha...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
322 |
0 |
| 22 |
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
- Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they're in heaven, and G...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
308 |
0.5 |
| 23 |
Tech Glossary
- 486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford. Obsol...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
657 |
0 |
| 24 |
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
- If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get your daily...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
342 |
0 |
| 25 |
Addicted To Computers
- Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. ...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
3569 |
1.5625 |
