| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The loss of engines
- |Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain annou...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
285 |
0 |
| 2 |
Half off these tickets
- |USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business ...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
281 |
0 |
| 3 |
A plane flying in the 1930s
- |In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplan...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
2651 |
0 |
| 4 |
The world's smartest man?
- |A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane togethe...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
325 |
0 |
| 5 |
Fear of bombs on planes
- |Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country....Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
320 |
0 |
| 6 |
Real flight announcements
- |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their ot...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
292 |
0 |
| 7 |
Airlines running operating systems
- |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
2695 |
0 |
| 8 |
An emergency landing
- |According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The capt...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
2658 |
0 |
| 9 |
Scary organization
- |The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc) The Delt...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
611 |
0 |
| 10 |
Story of my friend
- |I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me....Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
319 |
0 |
| 11 |
Dream flying planes
- |Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.Bob had always...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
614 |
0 |
| 12 |
Blonde goes flying
- |A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were ...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
361 |
0 |
| 13 |
A Skydiving lesson
- |All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. Durin...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
86918 |
0 |
| 14 |
Training the blonde
- |An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying ...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
281 |
0 |
| 15 |
Teaching the child
- |As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks th...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
279 |
0 |
| 16 |
International airline
- |Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA ...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
314 |
0 |
| 17 |
Blind question and answer jokes
- |Q: Why don't blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog....Read the whole joke |
Common Jokes |
309 |
0 |
| 18 |
Skydiving blind
- |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, h...Read the whole joke |
Common Jokes |
379 |
0 |
| 19 |
Are the pilots flying blind?
- |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot...Read the whole joke |
Common Jokes |
2385 |
2.5 |
| 20 |
A blind man vists the state of Texas
- |There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the se...Read the whole joke |
Common Jokes |
3333 |
2.75 |
| 21 |
Tell me what I am
- |A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they co...Read the whole joke |
Common Jokes |
642 |
0 |
| 22 |
There is a blind man here to see you
- |A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is ...Read the whole joke |
Common Jokes |
650 |
0 |
| 23 |
The corporate boat race
- |An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race ...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
608 |
0 |
| 24 |
The results of a government study
- |For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax dollars to find the app...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
606 |
0 |
| 25 |
Lawyers arrive in Japan
- |Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machin...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
354 |
0 |
