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| 1 |
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle...
- A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
2264 |
0 |
| 2 |
USENET Parody
- USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to changea lightbulb?A1. D...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
331 |
0 |
| 3 |
Virus Alert
- Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe email system...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
318 |
0 |
| 4 |
Is Windows a Virus?
- Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses (viri?) do:1. They replicate qui...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
212 |
0 |
| 5 |
Software Engineering Glossary of Product Terminology
- Glossary Terms-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Software Engineering Glossary of Product TerminologyNEW: Different ...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
322 |
0 |
| 6 |
Microsoft Market Penetration
- Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Micr...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
325 |
0 |
| 7 |
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter...
- A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
2184 |
0 |
| 8 |
The hunting season
- This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches t...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
321 |
0 |
| 9 |
Subject: Gullibility Virus alert
- TOP10.Subject: Gullibility Virus alert (fwd) *****************************************************...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
273 |
0 |
| 10 |
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
- Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. - Oct. 23, 1997 -- In direct respon...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
318 |
0 |
| 11 |
TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINS
- TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINSEarlier this week, Gregory Nemitz and a handful of space enthusiasts pro...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
267 |
0 |
| 12 |
Computer Ease!
- Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the plann...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
298 |
0 |
| 13 |
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST
- THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!) Monday ------ 8:05am User called to ...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
359 |
0 |
| 14 |
Are computers males or females? TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE
- Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE: 5. They're...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
2058 |
0 |
| 15 |
A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car
- A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
2440 |
0 |
| 16 |
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95
- ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just g...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
2506 |
1.5 |
| 17 |
IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement
- IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
342 |
0 |
| 18 |
A talking Frog
- A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
2419 |
0 |
| 19 |
Acronyms
- PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE ...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
2946 |
2.5 |
| 20 |
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky...
- Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: - Nobody would know about her if it weren't for Bill - She...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
322 |
0 |
| 21 |
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
- What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A fuckin know-it-all!...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
288 |
0 |
| 22 |
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to...
- Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer is male or female: o...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
279 |
0 |
| 23 |
If IBM made toasters...
- If IBM made toasters...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for o...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
332 |
0 |
| 24 |
If Microsoft made toasters...
- If Microsoft made toasters...Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buya toaster. ...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
339 |
0 |
| 25 |
If Apple made toasters...
- If Apple made toasters...It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier. The ...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
347 |
0 |
