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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Vultures and Mothers In Law
- What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your dead to pi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 2 |
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
- What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can shoot outlaws!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
| 3 |
Jealous Wife
- There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hai...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
347 |
0 |
| 4 |
Absent Minded Husband
- Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I'm an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wif...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
293 |
0 |
| 5 |
Not On Your Anniversary!
- Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I got you a present worth a do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
| 6 |
Biblical Ways of Getting a Wife
- The Top 16 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife16. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, sh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
| 7 |
Quickie
- You know you've been married too long when a "Quickie" before dinner now means a drink....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
645 |
0 |
| 8 |
Success In Love
- To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I succeeded 36 tim...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
290 |
0 |
| 9 |
Effective Ointment
- Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other, "My husband says this bran...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
334 |
0 |
| 10 |
I\'ll Come Home When...
- A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink. But every ten or...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
445 |
0 |
| 11 |
Me Too
- The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, "Hi honey, look, I've bought the new Rolling St...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |
| 12 |
Living On Love
- A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested for months saying he nee...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 13 |
Runaway Wife
- A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, "I called the local insane asylum yesterday to check ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
| 14 |
Shared Decision Making
- My wife and I have an agreement that works... She is responsible for the small decisions, and I am r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
| 15 |
Bad Thoughts
- A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a great t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 16 |
You Used To
- "You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting," she said as they were side by side in be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
208 |
0 |
| 17 |
Dead Wife?
- How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
| 18 |
What\'s An Orgasm?
- What's an orgasm, mom? I don't know, dear...ask your father....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
244 |
0 |
| 19 |
What Were You Thinking?
- A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, "What were you thinking the very fi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
| 20 |
Things Change With Marriage
- "Before I married my wife," a husband once said, "it was nothing but wine, women, and song.Now that ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0.5 |
| 21 |
Wife Is a Car Feature
- Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it that he had to take a picture o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
| 22 |
Making Ends Meet
- "We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob's income." his wife told her best friend."How do yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
| 23 |
My Only Extravagance
- "Okay," said the wife, "I'll admit I like to spend money, but it's the only extravagance I have!"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
213 |
0 |
| 24 |
Complaints of Married People
- Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the shore?Because they are murmu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
| 25 |
Wrong House?
- Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
