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Dead and dying jokes
- What are you doing?
I'm trying to
call Washington!
Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!...Read the whole joke |
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- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup
!
Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: What is the
definition of
Death?
A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly....Read the whole joke |
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600 |
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- Three weeks after her wedding
day,
Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and...Read the whole joke |
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- There was a great loss today in the
entertainment world. The
man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
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- A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal
raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the stre...Read the whole joke |
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605 |
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- "Do you
believe in life after
death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir," the ne...Read the whole joke |
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295 |
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- A chap went up to the counter in the
library
and said, "Have you got any books about committing ...Read the whole joke |
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- Teacher: What can you tell me about the
Dead Sea?
Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !...Read the whole joke |
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- A man is fibbing
away about how
great things are in his country. Finally, he starts
describing...Read the whole joke |
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- An English guy was very ill and his son
went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father ...Read the whole joke |
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557 |
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- This elderly Newfoundland
fisherman
is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "W...Read the whole joke |
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561 |
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- Phoning the florist to order some
flowers for her lover's funeral, woman was caught off guard wh...Read the whole joke |
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274 |
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- Question: What
did the dead raccoon
say in his will?
Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."...Read the whole joke |
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603 |
0 |
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- A man was sitting in the electric
chair. The executioner said, "Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to...Read the whole joke |
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555 |
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- Why do cemeteries have fences around
them?
Because people are dying to get in....Read the whole joke |
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525 |
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Dentist jokes
- Dentist begging the patient: Could you help
me?
Could you give out a few of your loudest, most p...Read the whole joke |
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278 |
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- Patient: "It must be
tough spending all
day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I ju...Read the whole joke |
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- "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge
you hundred dollars for
pulling your boy's tooth....Read the whole joke |
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- What does
the dentist of the year get?...A
little plaque....Read the whole joke |
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571 |
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- Why did the dentist
make a poor date with
the manicurist?
Because they fought both tooth and na...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
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- How many dentists does it take to change a
light bulb?
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
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- What did the
werewolf eat after he'd had
his teeth taken out?
The dentist....Read the whole joke |
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268 |
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- Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking
monster
and I keep needing to eat doctors.
Doctor...Read the whole joke |
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290 |
0 |
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0
- Fred's mother was on the
telephone to the
boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she
complain...Read the whole joke |
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