| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to...
- Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. "You must swear to t...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1155 |
0 |
| 2 |
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights...
- A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. There's no ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2059 |
0 |
| 3 |
A man walked into a lawyer's office and...
- A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. "Fifty dollars for three questions...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
3159 |
0 |
| 4 |
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
- What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
322 |
0 |
| 5 |
What do you call an honest lawyer?
- What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
883 |
0 |
| 6 |
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
- The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, ther...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
323 |
0 |
| 7 |
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken...
- A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed. There...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1934 |
0 |
| 8 |
Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?
- Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up with sand!...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
664 |
0 |
| 9 |
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
- Why won't sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
284 |
0 |
| 10 |
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
- What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
287 |
0 |
| 11 |
Guilty as sin
- Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because she believes she's pre...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
556 |
0 |
| 12 |
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...
- Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren'tprepared for the answer:In a trial, ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
297 |
0 |
| 13 |
A young girl sees her father in the shower...
- A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples o...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2192 |
2.125 |
| 14 |
The definition of a phallic symbol
- This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks "Whats a failic symbol?Doctor says "you're kiddi...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
274 |
0.5 |
| 15 |
This guy walks in to a bathroom...
- This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall, and a signthat says "put your dick in ...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
249 |
0.5 |
| 16 |
Condom Modelling Rejection
- Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery R...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
262 |
0 |
| 17 |
A man walks into a pub...
- The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the ...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2090 |
0 |
| 18 |
Paying bills
- Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, "I want to buy this material ...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
599 |
0 |
| 19 |
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro...
- Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100 bet on the side. "But," sa...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
536 |
0 |
| 20 |
Good fortune
- A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG ! He looks around: nobody'...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
242 |
0 |
| 21 |
The blind date had not been all that great and...
- The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At he...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
603 |
0 |
| 22 |
Mirror, mirror
- Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
257 |
0 |
| 23 |
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar...
- A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the ...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2250 |
0 |
| 24 |
A caring son
- It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hear...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2260 |
0 |
| 25 |
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar...
- I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
274 |
0 |
