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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A guy in a bar
- The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2068 |
0 |
| 2 |
A lawyer named Strange died...
- A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1943 |
0 |
| 3 |
An older woman was in the pastoral study...
- An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding. "Father," s...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1839 |
0 |
| 4 |
Honesty is the best policy
- A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO,...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
360 |
0 |
| 5 |
Guilty
- Guilty Scene: A court room in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder. There is strong ev...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
325 |
0 |
| 6 |
A local United Way office realized that...
- A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most succ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1897 |
0 |
| 7 |
Too good to be true
- A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender "Do you serve lawyers here?" "S...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
596 |
0 |
| 8 |
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
- WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States District...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
617 |
0 |
| 9 |
A precise location
- Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 4...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2227 |
0 |
| 10 |
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man...
- A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble inthe countryside and asked ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2054 |
0 |
| 11 |
Where lawers come from
- An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "canyou get pregnant from anal i...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
301 |
0 |
| 12 |
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
- Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
261 |
0 |
| 13 |
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
- What's the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
269 |
0 |
| 14 |
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
- What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
259 |
0 |
| 15 |
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is: How much can the light b...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
269 |
0 |
| 16 |
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
- How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you afford?...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
276 |
0 |
| 17 |
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
- What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
243 |
0 |
| 18 |
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife...
- A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though th...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1853 |
0 |
| 19 |
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital...
- On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up in the bed, franti...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
318 |
0 |
| 20 |
The dog and the butcher
- A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately, the butcher recognize...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
325 |
0 |
| 21 |
The first client
- A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients. When...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
290 |
0 |
| 22 |
A really cold morning
- Two men are meeting on the street."It was very cold this morning.""How cold was it?"I do not no exac...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
176834 |
0 |
| 23 |
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
- It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their l...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
262 |
0 |
| 24 |
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven...
- A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He compl...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1912 |
0 |
| 25 |
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
- Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice guys....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
261 |
0 |
