| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Half Drunk
- Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It's not my fault...I ran out of m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
634 |
0 |
| 2 |
Types of Men Pissers
- Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever: Uses no hands, sho...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 3 |
Men\'s Pissing Rules
- a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too close to someone, they wi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
312 |
0 |
| 4 |
Men\'s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
- Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures to contain the pr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
345 |
0 |
| 5 |
Sister and Priest
- A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when their car breaks down. They are u...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
| 6 |
Samples Needed
- My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a stool sample, and a s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
378 |
0 |
| 7 |
Incompatible
- Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and I weren't compatible. I'm...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
217 |
0 |
| 8 |
Fourth Time Married
- Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth time.Jim: What happened to you...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
232 |
0 |
| 9 |
Act of Generosity
- A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor..."I feel real good today. I started out this morni...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
379 |
0 |
| 10 |
So She Would Love You
- Man says to God, "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says, "So you would love her.""But ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
| 11 |
Why Man, Then Woman
- God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you create a masterpiec...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
298 |
0 |
| 12 |
Mens Endowments
- God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and a penis. The brain was a good gi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
230 |
0 |
| 13 |
Dumb,eh?
- A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his wife in the midst of passionate ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
233 |
0 |
| 14 |
Off The Field
- A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished, the woman heard her husban...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
426 |
0 |
| 15 |
Analysis of A Man
- Man - A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at 7 inc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
341 |
0 |
| 16 |
Bill Clinton & Hillary
- Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station. They saw Hillar...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
229 |
0 |
| 17 |
Wishing
- A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said to the man, "I sure wish I had bigger ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |
| 18 |
Apologetic Spouse
- Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have a newborn infant and childre...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
696 |
0 |
| 19 |
Responsible Husband
- My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually responsible ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
246 |
0 |
| 20 |
Divorce Can Wait
- A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to her, "Our marriage has never...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
0 |
| 21 |
Who\'s Child?
- James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed to end it and ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
390 |
0 |
| 22 |
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
- What's the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say she wants to talk to him....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
236 |
0 |
| 23 |
How To Get A Man To Leave
- How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his feelings....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
268 |
0 |
| 24 |
Why Men Can\'t Show True Feelings
- Why don't men often show their true feelings?Because they don't have feelings....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
305 |
0 |
| 25 |
Men And Cats Similar?
- How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They're both afraid of the vacuum cle...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
213 |
0 |
