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Burger jokes
- How does a burger acquire good taste?
With a
little seasoning!...Read the whole joke |
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- How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land
baseball?
He throws four meatballs!...Read the whole joke |
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- How far do burgers go in school?
Through
cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!)....Read the whole joke |
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- How was the
hamburger murdered?
First it
was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions...Read the whole joke |
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278 |
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- In what school
subjects does the teacher
say, 'Well done, hamburgers'?
A wide range of subjects...Read the whole joke |
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- Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your
fingers?
No, you should eat your fingers separately!...Read the whole joke |
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- Name two tennis stars who
are famous in the
hamburger world?
Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's B...Read the whole joke |
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- Is there a way to make a hamburger do the
Hula?
Sure, order a burger and a shake!...Read the whole joke |
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- Seriously, when the crooked
hamburger took
it on the 1am, where did it go?
Heidelburg-er, Germa...Read the whole joke |
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- What are some outstanding hamburger
colleges?
Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, R...Read the whole joke |
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280 |
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- What can you say about Ham Burger and
Chief
Justice Warren Burger?
Ham Burger is 'well done' an...Read the whole joke |
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- What did the hamburger say when it found out
that most people
liked hamburgers better than frank...Read the whole joke |
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- What did the hamburger say when it pleaded
'not
guilty'?
I've been flamed!...Read the whole joke |
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- What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who
acted on a TV show?
Welcome back, Cutter!...Read the whole joke |
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- What did they call it when NHL officials
refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the leag...Read the whole joke |
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- What did they do to the burger who thought he
was a
rooster?
Cook-a-doodle-do!...Read the whole joke |
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330 |
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- What did they say about the burger who went
skiing
for the first time?
How the meaty have falle...Read the whole joke |
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300 |
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- What did they tell the burger who enlisted in
the Army?
You've got no beef, soldier!...Read the whole joke |
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- What do burgers think when they are
surrounded by gherkins?
They think they are in a pickle....Read the whole joke |
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336 |
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- What do hamburger workers say on
Monday
morning?
Well, it's back to the old grind!...Read the whole joke |
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323 |
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- What do some burger eaters have?
A Hardee
appetite!...Read the whole joke |
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290 |
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- What do some people have against
cheeseburgers?
They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'...Read the whole joke |
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318 |
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- What do they say about the noise at the
Burger Land Super Bowl?
It's PAN-demonium!...Read the whole joke |
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324 |
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- What do you use to determine if a refrigerated
burger is cold enough?
A thermomeater!...Read the whole joke |
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- What famous movie did the hamburger meat think
of
when they took it out of the freezer?
They Fr...Read the whole joke |
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