| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Insect jokes
- How can you make a moth ball ?
Hit it with
a fly swatter....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
266 |
0 |
| 2 |
0
- Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he
stepped on an ant?
A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
256 |
0 |
| 3 |
0
- How do fireflies lose weight?
They burn
calories....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
245 |
0 |
| 4 |
0
- One ant was running across an unopened box of
crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why ...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
232 |
0 |
| 5 |
Internet jokes
- Does your mum like shopping on the
Internet?
No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the com...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
272 |
0 |
| 6 |
0
- How do you
find white shirts on the
Internet?
Use a starch engine....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
608 |
0 |
| 7 |
0
- How does the vicar explore the
Internet?
With the church mouse....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
279 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on
the internet...
Yes - and it's a mammoth task!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
234 |
0 |
| 9 |
0
- I hope you're not one of those
pupils
who spends all day on the Net and doesn't get any exercise...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
201 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- I never thought that the Internet was very
useful, but now I've changed my mind.
Let's hope you...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
523 |
0 |
| 11 |
0
- I
see you've got your bill for using the
Internet
Yes, and my dad's really going to get the hum...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
214 |
0 |
| 12 |
0
- I use the internet
to tell me what the
weather's like.
How do you do that?
I carry my laptop o...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
237 |
0 |
| 13 |
0
- Since you've discovered the Internet, you
don't pay any attention to
me!
Who said that?...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
269 |
0 |
| 14 |
0
- So what exactly can I learn on the
Internet?
Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk li...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
225 |
0 |
| 15 |
0
- Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet
if you have trouble with your homework questions.
P...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
211 |
0 |
| 16 |
0
- Teacher: What are the four
elements?
Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet.
Teacher: What d...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
259 |
0 |
| 17 |
0
- What do you call someone who spends 24 hours
a day on the Internet?
Anything you like, they're no...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
215 |
0 |
| 18 |
0
- Where does
the Internet football team
play?
Webley....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
244 |
0 |
| 19 |
0
- Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the
Internet?
Because they can't stop saving their work....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
235 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- Why do you think your report should be on the
net?
Because my marks are all 'E's....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
224 |
0 |
| 21 |
0
- You're a big Internet fan aren't
you?
Yes - it's becoming a habit!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
511 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- You're a big internet fan, arn't
you?
Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
277 |
0 |
| 23 |
0
- Teacher: Why are you pushing
garlic into
the computer's disk drive?
Pupil: To keep vampires off...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
580 |
0 |
| 24 |
0
- Where's Spiderman's home page?
On the
world wide web....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
288 |
0 |
| 25 |
0
- Why did the mummy stop using the
Internet?
He was getting far too wrapped up in it....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
191 |
0 |
