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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
- Q: What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies he doesn't have to b...Read the whole joke |
Golf Jokes |
226 |
0 |
| 2 |
Four worst words
- Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It's still your turn!...Read the whole joke |
Golf Jokes |
236 |
0 |
| 3 |
Disorder in the Court!
- These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
623 |
0 |
| 4 |
A man and his Alligator
- A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course w...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
54569 |
0 |
| 5 |
My dad's a Lawyer
- Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My n...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
234 |
0 |
| 6 |
Lawyer in a car wreck
- One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
576 |
0 |
| 7 |
Old dying lawyer
- A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with m...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
277 |
0 |
| 8 |
Lawyers and sperm
- What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human....Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
255 |
0 |
| 9 |
5000 dead lawyers
- What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
71 |
0 |
| 10 |
dying woman needs brain
- A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
563 |
0 |
| 11 |
Dead lawyer's grave
- A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way t...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
583 |
0 |
| 12 |
billy's father is a lawyer
- A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first,"...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
246 |
0 |
| 13 |
Lawyer vs Physician
- A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
261 |
0 |
| 14 |
a thief and his lawyer
- Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. L...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
2426 |
0 |
| 15 |
half of everything
- Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They decide to rub it.A ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
532 |
0 |
| 16 |
Lawyer Means...
- What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician....Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
268 |
0 |
| 17 |
Have a Drink
- Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the cent...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
582 |
0 |
| 18 |
Two lawyers walking through the woods
- Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately o...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
548 |
0 |
| 19 |
Lawyer Statue
- One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, an...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
223 |
0 |
| 20 |
The Godfather
- The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his accountant.The Godfa...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
259 |
0 |
| 21 |
Cement
- Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck in cement?A: not enough cement...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
563 |
0 |
| 22 |
Catfish vs. Lawyer
- Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty slimy scum-sucking bot...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
264 |
0 |
| 23 |
Attack Dog
- A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized i...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
9282 |
0 |
| 24 |
Lawyer Sky Diving
- What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet....Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
250 |
0 |
| 25 |
So cold
- It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets !...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
250 |
0 |
