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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Reflections on Life
- George Carlin's Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves your groin unpr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
| 2 |
You're gonna croak!
- A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, "You know, you should have come to see m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
| 3 |
Loving it up at 85!
- At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because her new hu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
129 |
0 |
| 4 |
The Enchanted Snake
- It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
| 5 |
Granny and the Cop.
- An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got pulled over by ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
| 6 |
Santa's Reindeer
- Santa's Reindeer are girls and here's the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
643 |
0 |
| 7 |
Before it starts...
- A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
| 8 |
Zen Quotes
- 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
388 |
0 |
| 9 |
The Very Special Parrot!
- A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife.So he asked the salesman for some a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
| 10 |
This little Piggy!
- A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he hops off the bar stool, pees on the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
| 11 |
Courtroom Chaos
- A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and was found guilty. Just before he wa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
| 12 |
Marriage Secrets...
- Secret tips for making a marriage last...My wife and I have the secrets to making a marriage last......Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
| 13 |
Blonde AND Polish!
- A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up with a beautiful blonde. After some dri...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
| 14 |
Keep fit... die healthy.
- What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have wet noses!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
344 |
0 |
| 15 |
Laws of ...
- * Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.Coro...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
275 |
0 |
| 16 |
Hippie in a Bar
- This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it's a restaurant. He walks up to the counter, and says to ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 17 |
Goofy Wundermints!
- Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?If yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
| 18 |
The damn ham
- Once there was a preacher's wife who went into a bakery and asked the butcher waht the daily special...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
| 19 |
The beach
- How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
| 20 |
Blondes
- A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, "Oh look, a dead bird," and the bl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
| 21 |
Orange and Banana
- Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who'...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
| 22 |
Famous Beer Quotes!
- Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years...I feel sorry for people who don't drink. W...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
345 |
0 |
| 23 |
Masturbation
- Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
257 |
0 |
| 24 |
BAAAAH!
- Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in her hair.She looked and s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
679 |
0 |
| 25 |
Yo mamma!!!
- -I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family port...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
307 |
0 |
