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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Where\'s My Pen
- A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it and says, "Shit, some asshole...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
260 |
0 |
| 2 |
No Card
- Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one abou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
126 |
0 |
| 3 |
Proctologist Definitions
- Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain surgeon for lawye...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
| 4 |
Cough Cure
- Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a pole for dear life - not breathi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
| 5 |
What Can I Get?
- A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the counter is a young woman."M...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
| 6 |
Need A Muscle Relaxant
- This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the we...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
586 |
0 |
| 7 |
Condoms for My Camels
- There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
121 |
0 |
| 8 |
Knowledge Pills
- A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A student, needi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
| 9 |
Bill The Duck
- A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Gimme a chap stick."The pharmacist asks t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
| 10 |
Can You Read This?
- A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots down notes for his speech.Unfortunatel...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
269 |
0 |
| 11 |
Green Half First
- A funny story I know comes from someone's father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One of his customers co...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
| 12 |
Sick Coffin
- A funeral procession was winding it's way to the cemetery on top of the hill outside town, when the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
| 13 |
Be Poetic
- "When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try to put a little poetry into it ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
| 14 |
What Floor Please?
- A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask's to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist replies, "We ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
| 15 |
The Pharmacy
- A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he star...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
| 16 |
99 Condoms
- A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling pre...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
91 |
0 |
| 17 |
What Tax?
- This kid walks into the pharmacy: "I've a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you co...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
| 18 |
Preparing for a Mammogram
- The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants to actually say the word br...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
| 19 |
Theory of the Stork
- Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction, a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
| 20 |
Can You Read This
- A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in a hurry to leave on an e...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
329 |
0 |
| 21 |
Looking for A Name
- The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth dressed in her robe and walked...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
| 22 |
Juan and Amal Classic
- A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn't afford any more...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
194 |
0 |
| 23 |
Having A Baby Is Like...
- What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have a baby:"It's kinda like tryin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
276 |
0 |
| 24 |
Gravol Label
- I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It's even called "Gravol for Children". It has dosage informa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
| 25 |
Birthing Pains
- A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The docto...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
