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Aviation jokes
- From the pilot during his welcome message:
"We are pleased to have some of the best flight atten...Read the whole joke |
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- Another flight
Attendant's comment on a
less than perfect landing: "We ask you to
please remai...Read the whole joke |
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275 |
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- An
airline pilot wrote that on this
particular flight he had hammered his
ship into the runway...Read the whole joke |
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300 |
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- After a real crusher of a landing in
Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gen...Read the whole joke |
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273 |
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- Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival
announcement: "We'd like to
thank you folks for flying with...Read the whole joke |
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296 |
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- Overheard on an American Airlines flight into
Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy...Read the whole joke |
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- It was mealtime on a small airline and the
flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like...Read the whole joke |
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636 |
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- An airplane pilot dies at the controls.
He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the 'newly arriv...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
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- How does the captain know the aircraft is
safely at the ramp?
Both the engines and the co-pilot s...Read the whole joke |
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333 |
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- After the first
takeoff of the fully
automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing,
re...Read the whole joke |
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- As the airliner was preparing to land in
Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noti...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
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- While cruising at 40,000
feet, the
airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window.
"G...Read the whole joke |
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276 |
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- An airplane was flying from LA to New York.
About an
hour into the flight, the pilot announced, ...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
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- Taxiing down the tarmac,
the jetliner
abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. ...Read the whole joke |
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323 |
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- A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a
landing at an airport
they had never been to before...Read the whole joke |
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311 |
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- A young guy in a two-engine fighter was
flying
escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance,...Read the whole joke |
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328 |
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- "Flight 1234, for noise
abatement turn
right 45 degrees.."
"But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, ...Read the whole joke |
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302 |
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- Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student
pilot, I am out of
fuel."
Tower: "Roger Cessna 1234...Read the whole joke |
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- A man telephoned an airline office in New
York
and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Bosto...Read the whole joke |
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326 |
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- A man walks up to the
counter at the
airport. "Can I help you?" asks the agent.
"I want a rou...Read the whole joke |
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706 |
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- How many pilots does it take to change a
light
bulb?
None, it is done by the automatic pilot....Read the whole joke |
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378 |
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- Pilot: Tower, please call me
a fuel
truck.
Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck....Read the whole joke |
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703 |
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- Tower: Shamu two-two, please
state
estimated time of arrival.
Pilot: Ok, let's see..., I think...Read the whole joke |
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343 |
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- Tower:
Have you got enough fuel or
not?
Pilot: Yes.
Tower: Yes what??
Pilot: Yes, SIR!...Read the whole joke |
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- LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check
Tower: It's Thursday, Sir....Read the whole joke |
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