| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
I don't owe anything for this drink
- |The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, plea...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
306 |
0 |
| 2 |
A brain goes to a local bar
- |A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and sa...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
3019 |
1.75 |
| 3 |
The wife is not speaking to me
- |One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. A...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
285 |
0 |
| 4 |
If she went out with me
- |A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't smell...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
272 |
0 |
| 5 |
Who gave you those black eyes?
- |A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appea...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
262 |
0 |
| 6 |
Free drinks for everyone
- |One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me incl...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
340 |
0 |
| 7 |
This pill allows you to fly
- |A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the win...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
303 |
0 |
| 8 |
I'll trust you that you paid
- |A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
324 |
0 |
| 9 |
Driving home very drunk
- |It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a st...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
298 |
0 |
| 10 |
I get so drunk that I imagine things
- |The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a fr...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
312 |
0 |
| 11 |
The Beer Prayer
- |Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in the travern.Give...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
630 |
0 |
| 12 |
I'm trying to prove a point
- |A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to q...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
410 |
0 |
| 13 |
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
- |A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes t...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
2684 |
0 |
| 14 |
There is a monkey in the bar
- |A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is look...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
595 |
0 |
| 15 |
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
- |10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz af...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
311 |
0 |
| 16 |
A drunk orders himself a beer
- |A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats h...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
4666 |
3.9375 |
| 17 |
Who keeps saying those things?
- |A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
315 |
0 |
| 18 |
Someone stole things from me
- |A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, th...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
325 |
0 |
| 19 |
I think I'll try a nicer approach
- |Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, a...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
330 |
0 |
| 20 |
Bad luck finding a place to hide
- |A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey y...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
306 |
0 |
| 21 |
I know you were drunk yesterday
- |A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at thre...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
374 |
0 |
| 22 |
My girlfriend is out in the car
- |A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
275 |
0 |
| 23 |
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
- |A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
635 |
0 |
| 24 |
I only ordered a double
- |I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked j...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
333 |
0 |
| 25 |
This tells me that I must be drunk
- |A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
605 |
0 |
