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- Q: What goes VROOM,
SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
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- What will fall on the lawn first? An
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- Do steam rollers really roll
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- Why do you need a driver's licence to
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- Can you repeat the part after "Listen
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- Why is it that when you transport
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Accountant jokes
- An accountant visited the Natural History
museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to hi...Read the whole joke |
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- Two accountants are in a bank, when armed
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- An accountant is having a hard time sleeping
and goes to see
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- A patient was at her doctor's office after
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- Why do
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Ant jokes
- Why don't anteaters get sick ?
Because they are
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- Why did the ant-elope ?
Nobody gnu !...Read the whole joke |
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- Who is the most famous French ant ?
Napoleant
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- What do you call an and with frogs legs ?
An
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- What do you call an ant who can't play the piano
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Discordant !...Read the whole joke |
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Apple jokes
- The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once
a woman began screaming. "You've got to help m...Read the whole joke |
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- What did one
maggot say to the other who was
stuck in an apple?
Worm your way out of that one,...Read the whole joke |
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- Why didn't the two worms go
into Noah's ark
in an apple?
Because everyone had to go in pairs !...Read the whole joke |
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- What lives in apples and is an
avid reader?
A bookworm !...Read the whole joke |
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- First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's
eating
you?
Second apple: Worms, I think....Read the whole joke |
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Aviation jokes
- A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to
the window.
A few minutes later, a big, heavy, st...Read the whole joke |
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- Taxiing
down the tarmac, the jetliner
abruptly stopped, turned around and
returned to the gate...Read the whole joke |
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- Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE
in-flight?...... It's not
because of the film's...Read the whole joke |
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- A few days after Christmas, a
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