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Category |
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| 1 |
Judge jokes
- How many judges does it take to
change a
light bulb?
Just one; he holds it still and the whole ...Read the whole joke |
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271 |
0 |
| 2 |
Judge
jokes
- When asked for her occupation, a woman charged
with a
traffic violation said
she was a schoolte...Read the whole joke |
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137 |
0 |
| 3 |
Judge jokes
- Mr. Schneider stood up in court.
"As God is
my judge, I do not owe my
ex-wife any money."
Gl...Read the whole joke |
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285 |
0 |
| 4 |
0
- Judge to witness: "And where was the location of
the
accident?"
Witness: "Approximately milep...Read the whole joke |
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267 |
0 |
| 5 |
0
- Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve
as a juror in
this
case?
Juror: I don't wan...Read the whole joke |
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268 |
0 |
| 6 |
0
- A lawyer passed on and
found himself in
Heaven,
but not at all happy with his accommodations.
...Read the whole joke |
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220 |
0 |
| 7 |
0
- At night court, a man was brought in and set
before the judge.
The judge said, "State your name...Read the whole joke |
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223 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- Who is the most powerful ghoul?
Judge
Dread....Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |
| 9 |
0
- When is an English teacher like a judge?
When she hands out long sentences....Read the whole joke |
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228 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- A red-faced judge convened court
after a
long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with ...Read the whole joke |
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345 |
0 |
| 11 |
0
- It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too
much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car...Read the whole joke |
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284 |
0 |
| 12 |
0
- Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to
the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or...Read the whole joke |
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286 |
0 |
| 13 |
0
- What did the judge say when a skunk entered the
courtroom?
Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!...Read the whole joke |
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285 |
0 |
| 14 |
0
- How is a judge like an English
teacher?
They both hand out long sentences....Read the whole joke |
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295 |
0 |
| 15 |
King Kong jokes
- What's big and hairy and climbs up the
Empire State Building in a dress?
Queen Kong....Read the whole joke |
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1372 |
0 |
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0
- How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's
twisted it?
With a monkey wrench....Read the whole joke |
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1270 |
0 |
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0
- If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play
ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
...Read the whole joke |
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1240 |
0 |
| 18 |
0
- What is as big as King Kong but doesn't
weigh anything?
King Kong's shadow....Read the whole joke |
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1306 |
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| 19 |
0
- What do you get if you cross King Kong with
a
watchdog?
A terrified postman....Read the whole joke |
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1234 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in
the world?
King Pong....Read the whole joke |
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1209 |
0 |
| 21 |
0
- What's brown and furry on the inside and
clear on the
outside?
King Kong in clingfilm...Read the whole joke |
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1275 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?
He didn't like Chinese food....Read the whole joke |
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1245 |
0 |
| 23 |
0
- Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of
his feet brown?
So that he could hide upside down in a ...Read the whole joke |
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1269 |
0 |
| 24 |
0
- What is
big, hairy and can fly faster
than sound?
King Koncord....Read the whole joke |
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1307 |
0 |
| 25 |
0
- If King Kong came to England why would he
live in the Tower of London?
Because he's a beef-eat...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
