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Lawyer jokes
- A local United Way office realized that it had
never
received a donation from the town's most suc...Read the whole joke |
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- Why don't lawyers play
hide-and-seek?
Nobody will look for them....Read the whole joke |
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- What's the difference between a lawyer
and
a
trampoline?
You should take your workboots off ...Read the whole joke |
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- What is the proper weight for a
lawyer?
About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!...Read the whole joke |
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- It seems that a devout, good couple was about
to get married,
but a tragic car accident ended t...Read the whole joke |
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- What is black and brown and looks
good on a
lawyer? A Doberman....Read the whole joke |
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- A guy walks into a post office one day
to
see a middle-aged, balding man standing at
the counte...Read the whole joke |
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- An old man was critically
ill. Feeling that
death was near, he
called his lawyer. "I want to b...Read the whole joke |
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- A man walks into a friend and sees that his
friend's car
is total loss and covered with leaves,...Read the whole joke |
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- A tough case was being argued in court. The
defense attorney,
feeling that he was in trouble, s...Read the whole joke |
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- "You seem to have more than the average
share of intelligence for a man of
your background," sn...Read the whole joke |
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- A person is in the hospital and asked his
doctor how much time does
he
have left to live. The ...Read the whole joke |
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- A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the
headlights
broken and considerable damage. There's...Read the whole joke |
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- What do you call an honest lawyer?
An
oxymoron....Read the whole joke |
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1084 |
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- The first lawyer questioning a panel of
prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating sh...Read the whole joke |
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1022 |
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- A
woman was being questioned in a court
trial involving slander. "Please
repeat the slanderous...Read the whole joke |
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- A
persistent job-seeker once appeared
before President Lincoln and demanded
an appointment to ...Read the whole joke |
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- "Excuse me," a young fellow said to
an
older librarian, "I've just moved here and I wonder if th...Read the whole joke |
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- A convicted con man was recently found to be
impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which o...Read the whole joke |
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1039 |
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- Changing lawyers is like moving to a different
deck chair on the Titantic....Read the whole joke |
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269 |
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- Did you hear that the Post Office had to
recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? P...Read the whole joke |
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- First person: Do you know how to
save five
lawyers who are drowning?
Second person: No.
First ...Read the whole joke |
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- Have you seen the current remake of the movie
"Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who i...Read the whole joke |
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241 |
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- How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut
the rope....Read the whole joke |
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252 |
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- How many lawyers does it take to grease a
combine?
Only one if you run him through slowly!...Read the whole joke |
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